The Females of Wadi Ya Noh - Part 2(of 2)
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FEMALES OF WADI YA NOH. Part 2 (of 2). By davidmuleguy.
It was cold, back home in the north-west of England, and
the last of the March evening light was fading to night
as I got out of the Airport Taxi outside my house.
I simply can't describe, just how immensely glad -
acutely relieved - I was, to be out of Arabia. To be out
of that terrible heat. Relieved, to be back home, and in
familiar surroundings again. To hear English voices
again, saying
ordinary, every-day things, in normally modulated voices
- and not just the belligerent babble of the black burka
clad females of Wadi Ya Noh, speaking sternly and
harshly and shrewishly to me in Arabic, as they so
mercilessly chastised
me, at their feet.
But, alas, I hadn't returned home from Arabia, without
certain ... 'baggage'.
For, as I helped the taxi driver to retrieve luggage
from the boot of the taxi, the other 2 passengers - both
female, and dressed in their traditional, almost
all-covering, black burkas - made a beeline for my front
door.
The younger of the 2 black burka clad females,
immediately upon exiting the taxi, had expectantly held
out her hand to me and, in her exotically accented
English, she had demanded that I hand over my front door
key to her. And so I had
complied, and I had obeyed her command without demur ...
as I knew that I must.
As I paid and tipped the taxi driver, he regarded me
with yet another of his odd looks. Though, once again,
he refrained from actually saying anything. It was the
same odd look, that he had been regarding me with ever
since he had picked
up his 3 passengers, about half an hour ago, at
Manchester Airport - Terminal 2. The taxi driver nodded
at me, by means of expressing his acknowledgement (if
not gratitude) of my generous tip, then he got back into
his taxi and swung
the driver's door shut behind him.
And then a great, depressing wave of soul-destroying
helplessness and hopelessness hit me, pulverising my
spirit. It swept over me like a huge, irresistible tide
of dejection. It was a sense of despair, that
transcended even my acute
sense of gross injustice.
It was like a grey, all-encompassing shroud of sheer,
abject dismay that settled over me, as I stood and
watched the 2 females simply let themselves into my
house. As if it was their house ... which, in a sense,
and to all intents and
purposes, it now might as well have been.
New rulers were installing themselves in my home, and
establishing their own, autocratic authority - their new
Dominion.
For, the 2 black burka clad females who were letting
themselves into my 3-bedroom, semi-detached suburban
house, with such a proprietorial air, were none other
than my new 'wife' Claudia, and my mother-in-law Meena.
Claudia and her mother Meena were members of a
population of about 30 'Fallen' women who, for their
'sins' had been shunned by their unforgiving society,
and duly condemned to a bleak exile in a remote -
backward - region of the Arabian
Interior. As their punishment, they were left to scratch
a bare, wretched existence, living in huts made of mud
in the desolate, sun-seared desert village of Wadi Ya
Noh.
Fortunately - for Claudia and Meena - a way out of Wadi
Ya Noh had fortuitously presented itself to them. And,
not just a way out of Wadi Ya Noh, either, but a way
into a whole new, undreamed of life ... in England.
Living in my house.
With me supporting them. And, not just supporting them,
either, but ... serving them. I was to become their
slave, in my own home. Their house slave, and their foot
slave. This was an agreement, a legally binding
Contract, that I had
'willingly' signed up to.
For, after having served the first 3 months of my 2-year
- 'A Thousand Suns' - sentence, for the crime of
'Indecent Assault', served in Claudia's home village of
Wadi Ya Noh (which was, under Arabian Law, a sentence of
Claudia's own
choosing, as victim), Claudia had suddenly and
unexpectedly offered me a way out. Or rather, she had
offered to 'suspend' the remaining 21 months of my
wretched sentence. But, of course, there were strings
attached. Lots of strings.
Enough to tie me up in knots. And they were knots that I
couldn't undo.
The fact that it was not me, who had committed the
Indecent Assault - pinched Claudia's bottom (Claudia was
a part-time Arabian Airways air hostesses on our
flight), but my lecherous lesbian boss, Miss Susan
Smith, who had played the
saucy prank, and then craftily wangled it so that I took
the blame - made my glowing flame of resentment burn all
the hotter.
Miss Susan Smith, had not only got me into terrible
trouble with the Arabian Authorities: landing me with an
unspeakably wretched 2-year sentence; a criminal record
to my name; and eventual deportation from Arabia, but
she had also cost
me my job, and - my God! worst of all - ultimately
caused me to lose my darling fiancee, Sandra ... In
fact, Miss Smith had actually stolen my Sandra from me
and, they were now, according to a 'Dear John' letter
that Sandra had sent to
me via the British Consulate in Wadi Ya Meen, an 'item'.
Claudia had made a proposal. Which was, in effect, for
me to make her a proposal ... of marriage.
Or, to be more exact: a Civil Partnership. Or, to be
even more exact - precise - a 'customised' Civil
Partnership.
In short: a Contract, that would be composed almost
entirely of Claudia's Terms and Conditions - or, as
Claudia called them: 'stipulations' ... For instance:
that our Civil Partnership need not be consummated, was
just one of Claudia's
many 'stipulations'.
Under Claudia's instructions, a legally binding Contract
would be written up by the local British Consulate
representative, Miss Withenshaw, and the Contract would
be recognised under both Arabian and English law.
The Contract would contain all of Claudia's many Terms
and Conditions: her wholly unreasonable, uncompromising
stipulations, with regard to the conduct of our
'married' life. And I would have to abide by them all.
Break any one of them,
and Claudia had it in her power to have me arrested, and
taken straight back to Arabia ... To be once again
incarcerated in Humility Hole, in Claudia's home village
of Wadi Ya Noh. To serve out the remaining 21 months of
my 2-year - 'A
Thousand Suns' - sentence, at the chastising feet of
Claudia's village sisters ... While Claudia stayed at
home, living in my house with her mother Meena. Living
off my savings, until I returned home and started
earning a living again.
But, so desperate was I to get the hell out of Wadi Ya
Noh - out of Humility Hole! - I had eagerly grabbed
Claudia's unexpected offer with both hands. And so
Claudia and I had both signed the legally binding
Contract, as had Miss
Withenshaw, as official witness.
Miss Withenshaw, though, to give her her due credit, had
tried to warn me, again and again, about the serious
dangers of making an ill-considered decision - a
knee-jerk reaction. She had tried to warn me about what
would be the dire and
irrevocable consequences for me, should I be so
impulsive - so fool-headed - as to sign Claudia's
diabolical Contract. Miss Withenshaw had done more than
her level best, to try and talk some eleventh-hour -
last-minute - sense into me,
in an increasingly desperate effort to avert what she
could plainly see was going to be a certain and
unmitigated disaster for me. She had tried everything
she could think of, to persuade me to reconsider my
over-hasty decision; to make
me see the error of my ways: To make me take 10 deep
breaths; to stop and think; to put my thinking-cap on -
to wake up, and smell the coffee.
In short: Miss Withenshaw had gone the extra mile, to
try and stop me going the whole-nine-yards. To try to
stop me from pushing my own self-destruct button ... my
Doomsday button. Miss Withenshaw had tried to save me
from myself - or,
rather, to save me from Claudia. But I wouldn't listen.
And so, Miss Withenshaw had duly presided over the
'nuptials' for the 'happy couple'. I had promised to
serve, honour, and obey Claudia. Those had been my
'wedding' vows - and my 'wife' Claudia would ensure that
I kept them. Or else ...
And so it was to the tumultuous, ululating approval of
the watching females of Wadi Ya Noh, that Miss
Withenshaw had officially declared: "I now pronounce
you, man and wife." Claudia and I, were 'married'.
And so, here I was ...
As the taxi driver pulled away from the kerb, I picked
up the luggage - there wasn't much of it - and I carried
it to my front door.
My next door neighbours - Tony and Jan, a chirpy,
fun-loving couple in their mid-20's, who had moved here
about 2 years ago after getting married, and who Sandra
and I were on very friendly terms with - bemusedly
stared out of their
front window at me.
After all, I was supposed to have been away in Arabia on
a business trip with Miss Susan Smith, for 3 days - not
3 months. I could almost hear Tony and Jan thinking:
What was that all about? And, as if that wasn't enough
to arouse their
curiosity, I had actually returned home with 2 black
burka clad females ... What was THAT all about?
But, so completely crushed, so utterly despondent was I,
at the spiritually debilitating thoughts of my wretched
predicament, that I could barely rustle up the sad
parody of a half-hearted wave, to my 2 friends and
neighbours.
Tony and Jan continued to stare at me. And, as I put
down the luggage, and as I knocked on my front door and
meekly waited to be admitted into my own house, the
expressions upon their faces became rather less curious,
and rather more
concerned.
I sighed inwardly ... I was going to have some
explaining to do.
* * *
My new 'wife' Claudia opened the front door to me, and I
entered my home with our luggage, putting it down in the
hall. I could tell by the particular tone of insistent
beeping, that my burglar alarm was going to sound at any
moment.
Claudia ordered me to tell her the code; explain to her
how the alarm worked. She wanted to know how to operate,
de-activate, and re-activate the alarm herself ... after
all, she would need to know.
The house was cold, and I put the central heating on,
turning it up high so as to get the house warmed up
quickly. Satisfied, at hearing my boiler firing up as
though it meant business, I then put the kettle on to
make a pot of tea -
mint tea.
On our way home from the airport, Claudia had asked the
taxi driver to stop outside a corner shop, and she had
told me to quickly run into the shop to buy a box of
mint tea-bags, plus a few other bits and bobs of food
for our evening
meal. "You had better get used to mint tea, David,"
Claudia had advised me, once I was back inside the taxi.
"It is all you will be drinking from now on," she had
decreed. "Coffee is sinful, and I forbid you to drink
it," she said. "And,
it goes without saying, that I also forbid you to drink
alcohol," Claudia said anyway.
No wonder, that the taxi driver was giving me odd looks.
As it happens, I hardly ever drank tea - let alone mint
tea. I am a coffee person. But now ... if Claudia caught
me sneaking so much as a sip of the 'evil brew' -
breaking one of her Civil Partnership Contract
stipulations - with a click
of her fingers she could have me back in Wadi Ya Noh,
and back in Humility Hole before I could say 'cafe au
lait'.
And the same could be said for the occasional glass of
red wine that I so enjoyed - Claudia had firmly put a
stopper on that, too. My God! But it was just one thing
after another.
When I brought the tray of tea things into the living
room, I saw that Claudia and Meena were sitting
comfortably together on my large sofa. Then I thought to
myself: Oh! Just make yourselves right at home, why
don't you? upon seeing
that Claudia had put the Al Jazeera channel on my large
(50-inch), high definition plasma flat-screen TV. And I
had no sooner served Claudia and Meena their cups of
mint tea, when Meena pointed to the carpeted floor, at
her feet, and she
harshly yelled at me one of the few words of English
that she knew: "Slave!"
My own cup of mint tea had still been on its way to my
lips. But now, I was a fraction too slow in returning my
cup of mint tea to the tea tray, untasted. "David! You
heard my mother! You will obey Meena! And you will obey
Immediately!"
commanded Claudia angrily. And I obeyed Claudia - and
Meena ... as I knew that I must.
I listened to the occasional, gentle chinks of Claudia
and Meena's china tea cups against their saucers. I
listened to the sound of their voices, as they engaged
in companionable conversation in their own, Arabic
tongue. In short: I
listened to the sounds, of Claudia and Meena's
inestimable contentment.
I listened to their quiet discourse, as Meena rested the
leathery soles of her bare feet upon my face, repeatedly
cupping her toes over my nostrils; and as Claudia
slowly, absentmindedly, played her own smooth bare soles
over my chest
and stomach.
A short time later, Claudia said, "David. Serve Meena
and I more mint tea. And then return to your place, at
our feet."
"Yes, Claudia," I replied obediently ... as I knew that
I must.
After topping up Claudia and Meena's tea cups with more
mint tea, I returned to my "place." Once again, Claudia
and Meena's bare, brown feet rested and roamed on and
over my face and body, as if I was some sort of soft,
luxurious foot
furniture for them to relax upon.
Then, and with a sudden shock, it occurred to me: 'The
Big Match' was on TV tonight! And it was a big match,
too - Liverpool v Manchester United. Their replay, in
the Quarter Final of the FA Cup ... And here I was, in
my 'place'. Lying
on the floor of my own living room, at Claudia and
Meena's feet, and being used as their footrest as they
gabbed and drank mint tea and watched the Al Jazeera
channel.
And I gloomily realised, that my chances of watching the
football - any football, from now on - were precisely
nil. Zilch. Zero. Nada. My God! But it was just one
thing after another.
A short time later, Claudia spoke to me again, and at
some considerable length. "David. I want you to trade
your car in, and part-exchange it for a people-carrier -
one that is capable of carrying up to seven passengers.
A new one. A
good one, too - not some cheap rubbish. Start looking
for one tomorrow," ordered Claudia.
What? I thought, dismayed. Trade in my precious car! I'd
been saving up for ages to buy it.
Claudia went on, and I could only listen to her, my
mouth getting ever more slack, in shock. "You will be
picking up five of my village sisters from Manchester
Airport, next Sunday afternoon, when the Arabian Airways
flight arrives from
Wadi Ya Meen. Their visa's will be valid for one month.
Meena and I will be going along with you in our new
people-carrier, to greet them. You will be buying their
air tickets. Buy them tomorrow. I'll write down their
names and any other
relevant details for you to take to the travel agent."
Claudia then paused briefly, to take a dainty sip of her
mint tea.
Thus refreshed, Claudia continued. "When our five
visitors are due to return home to Wadi Ya Noh, at the
end of their month-long stay with us, they will stay
overnight at an airport hotel on the Sunday preceding
their flight home, early
on the following Monday morning. You will drive them to
their hotel, and you will book and pay for their hotel
accommodation, including evening meal and breakfast. And
leave nothing to chance, David. Make sure you book well
in advance -
in fact, book some rooms tomorrow," instructed Claudia.
My God! She was on a frenzied, relentless roll, of
pitilessly piling on my misery.
"Another five of my village sisters will then come and
visit us for a month," Claudia then informed me,
dropping yet another of her bombshells. "And this will
happen on a regular basis - in relays, as it were -
every month. They will all
be staying here, of course, as guests in our house. With
three bedrooms, there is enough room to comfortably
accommodate all of us. Buy any extra beds, pillows,
sheets and blankets, as are necessary. Buy them the day
after tomorrow - you
will be too busy tomorrow, David. See that all of their
beds are properly made up, and be sure to put fresh,
clean sheets on them. Make their beds every day, and
give their bedrooms a good vacuum cleaning after you
have done so. And I
want you to change all sheets, every Sunday ... You
needn't concern yourself about your own sleeping
arrangements, David. From now on, you will sleep with
Meena and I, in your own double-bed. And, just as you
did so, in Wadi Ya Noh, you
will lie across the foot of the bed, at our feet ... In
your place."
What, the ...? My mind was in a topsy-turvey, panicky
whirl, at trying to process Claudia's seemingly endless
stream of words and instructions; at trying to absorb,
all of that terrible, horrible, hideously stressful
information.
The funny thing was, though, that it wasn't the terrible
thought of the vast, insupportable cost of meeting
Claudia's incredible demands, that had made the biggest
impression upon me. It wasn't even the dreaded prospect
of having to
sleep at the foot of the bed, at Claudia and Meena's
feet - I had already been doing that, back in Wadi Ya
Noh ... No. It was Claudia's very particular
stipulation, that I must "be sure to put fresh, clean
sheets" on the beds, and, that
the beds are "properly made up" ... the females of Wadi
Ya Noh were accustomed to sleeping on a hard-baked mud
floor, in huts that were made from mud. And their
bedding consisted of straw mats, and thin, scratchy,
holey blankets.
Funny, how I should think of that ... Maybe it was some
sort of defence mechanism: My mind, trying to divert my
attention away from more traumatic thoughts; trying to
deflect me towards safer musings, that were less likely
to result in a
nervous breakdown.
Claudia spoke beautiful, melodic, easy-on-the-ear,
exotically accented English, and she was certainly an
intelligent woman. But, when it came to money matters:
finances, expenses, in comings and outgoings, staying in
the black -
balancing the books - Claudia seemed to have absolutely
no grasp, at all, of such economical concepts. As far as
my new 'wife' was concerned, it was simple: I earned
money. She spent it. Simple as that.
Apart from the 25-year mortgage on my house, I was debt
free. I didn't believe in using credit cards. I said:
Never! to the 'Never-Never'. I believed in saving up the
money that I needed, to buy the things I wanted. I
believed in saving
up for a rainy day, too, and I had been prudently
feathering my nest, whilst earning a decent enough wage
working for Jordan's Climate Control. I did not want to
get myself into any debt. Just the very idea, was
unthinkable - it was
anathema to me.
"Claudia," I began tentatively, and with the utmost
respect, that I had - in accordance with the Terms and
Conditions of our Civil Partnership Contract - promised
to accord her at all times, "I am very sorry, but - but
I'm afraid that
much of that will not be at all possible. You see---"
"David. Do you wish to return to Wadi Ya Noh ... to
Humility Hole? To serve out the remaining twenty-one
months of your suspended sentence?"
"No! Not that! Please, Claudia ... It's just - it's just
that you simply don't understand. I am not made of
money, Claudia - forgive me, Claudia, I didn't mean
that, the way that it sounded. It's just that ... My
finances, at the moment
... I'm not even working, haven't worked for three
months, and---"
"You start your new job, David, next Monday. I have
arranged everything," Claudia stated matter-of-factly.
"Job? What job? I don't understa---"
"I have been in touch with your former boss, Miss Susan
Smith ... or rather, she contacted me. She kindly
offered to let you return to work at Jordan's Climate
Control - under certain conditions, that is. She said
she is not willing to
let you return to your old job, or to pay you your old
wage, but that she would instead like to create a
brand-new post, just for you. As her office boy. Miss
Smith said that you would earn a lot less, in your new
position, and she also
mentioned something about a ... "proviso," I think she
said, if I remember rightly. Still, I think it is very
good of her to have you back at all - everything
considered. She wants you to report to her office next
Monday - nine a.m.
sharp. And I told her that you would be there, David.
And David, be warned: I have told Miss Smith to inform
me immediately, if you are anything less than one
hundred per cent satisfactory to her, in your duties."
I was shocked, absolutely appalled. What? Go back
working for Miss Susan Smith again, after all that she
had put me through? After all that she had done to me?
After she had ruined my life? Well, there was no way!
Absolutely no way! She
could forget it! And then there was the small matter of
Miss Smith's so-called "proviso." Oh no. Oh, no! I knew,
just exactly what Miss Susan Smith's so-called proviso
was. I remembered her telling me about it, aboard our
flight to
Arabia. I remembered all too well! How could I forget? I
could still remember my sense of shocked disbelief, my
shudders of revulsion - my actual distress - just at the
very idea of it ... Massaging Miss Susan Smith's dark
panty-hosed,
stinky feet, for her. Urgh! And massaging her office
girls' feet, too! Yeeew! I couldn't believe it. She
actually seemed ... preoccupied, fixated - obsessed -
with the idea. It was as if Miss Smith was determined -
hell-bent - on
subjecting me to her damned so-called proviso ...
Thinking back, in fact, I also recalled her telling me
that, one day, she would have me on my knees, at her
feet ... Well, it was quite unthinkable. I was simply,
unequivocally,
definitely not going to allow that to happen. Never in a
million years!
"I'm very sorry, Claudia, but it's quite out of the
question. There is no way, absolutely no way in this
world, that I am ever going back to work for that woman.
I'll find another job, Claudia ... It was her fault,
that---"
"David. Do you want to return to Wadi Ya Noh ... to
Humility Hole? To serve out your remaining---"
In a momentary flash of foolhardy and, potentially
self-destructive, defiance, I rudely interrupted
Claudia, blurting insolently: "Oh! That's your answer to
everything, isn't it, Claudia? To threaten to have me
sent back to Wadi Ya Noh.
To put me back in Humility Hole."
"Yes, David, it is. And don't think I won't ... if you
disobey me."
"So, I start my new job at Jordan's next Monday, then.
Working for Miss Susan Smith, as her office boy," I
said, in total capitulation ... as I knew that I must.
My God! But it was just one thing after another.
* * *
The following day, and following Claudia's explicit and
detailed instructions, I set about the first of the
tasks on Claudia's Things-to-do list: that, of
part-exchanging my car - a 2-year-old Ford Focus - for a
brand-new people-carrier.
With Claudia's stipulations still ringing in my ears,
about the vehicle - "A new one. A good one, too - not
some cheap rubbish." - I went to the local Mercedes
Dealership.
The car salesman 'saw me coming', as it were, as if I
had 'SUCKER' emblazoned across my forehead. And he
rolled me over good-style, greatly boosting his
commissions for the month, and greatly depleting my bank
balance, all in one slick
move.
Still, having said all of that, I came away from the
Mercedes Dealership with an absolute beaut of a vehicle.
A brand-new, silver-coloured Mercedes people-carrier,
that was capable of carrying up to 7 passengers (just as
Claudia had
stipulated).
The people-carrier was pretty much ready to go, too: It
just needed plating up; a mechanic made a few
last-minute checks and preparations; a couple of car
valet's busied themselves fussing over it; and a junior
salesman nipped out in an
amazing-looking Merc to the Post Office for my new
vehicle's tax disc. And, while all of this activity was
going on, my new insurance details were sorted for me.
And then I was ready to roll. "Any problems ... bring
her right back," said
Slick.
The Mercedes people-carrier had climate-control, black
leather seats, tinted windows, DAB radio and CD player -
the lot ... Only the best, for my dear 'wife'. The
people-carrier went like a dream; it whispered along the
road, and it was
a real joy to drive. Hell, with its automatic
transmission, The Merc damn near drove itself. And it
was very pleasing to the eye, too, and I thought that
even Claudia would be pleased with it, and coo her
approval when she saw it.
All of this luxury-on-wheels, though, came at a price.
Despite trading in my 2-year-old Ford Focus as a
deposit, I was still going to be paying rather hefty
monthly repayments on the new people-carrier, for the
next 5 years.
That little job sorted, my next task on Claudia's
Things-to-do list was to go to the travel agent's, in
town. Of course, I went in 'The Merc' (as I was already
thinking of it). I had some air tickets to buy - 5 of
them.
I parked The Merc right outside Taylor's Travel -
'Taylored To Your Needs' - was their rather naff,
play-on-words claim, on the sign above their shop.
I got out of the vehicle and shut the driver's door
behind me. It didn't clang shut (like "some cheap
rubbish"), but closed with a soft, satisfying click,
that spoke of quality. Then, when I pointed the
key/remote at it, and pressed the
button, my chest puffed up with pride, as if 2 of The
Merc's air-bags were inflating inside my lungs, at
seeing the bright yellow flashing lights that signified
the alarm being activated.
Fortunately, Taylor's Travel weren't very busy and, at
seeing me enter the shop, one of the travel assistants
behind the counter, whose name tag informed customers
that she was Zoe, gestured for me to take the seat
opposite her. "Good
afternoon," she greeted me when I had sat down, and with
what I could see was a genuine smile. "How can I help
you?" she asked brightly.
I put my hand in my pocket, and I retrieved the piece of
paper upon which Claudia had written out her air ticket
requirements. I handed over Claudia's note to the
attractive and rather pleasant-voiced (early 20's, I
guessed) travel
assistant. I said to her, "Well, Miss. Can you sort me
out with five air tickets, please? Return tickets, from
Wadi Ya Meen, in Arabia, and valid for one month? All
the necessary details are written down there," I said to
her, nodding at
Claudia's note that I had just handed to her.
After just a brief scan of Claudia's note, Zoe tapped
some keys on her keyboard, and the Arabian Airways
website appeared on her computer screen. Zoe's warm and
welcoming smile then turned into a quite
concerned-looking frown. "These
five air tickets, that you want ... they are dated for
travel within a week - for this coming Sunday," she
said.
"Yes, Miss, I know ... Is - is that a problem? Are there
no tickets left available?" I asked worriedly, concerned
about how Claudia would react to such news.
"It's not that. There is still plenty of availability on
that flight - there usually is. It's just that ... Must
these five women travel so soon? Could they not travel
in a month or two, instead? Is it an emergency?" she
asked, almost
plaintively. "I mean, it's your money, but ..."
"Well, it's not an emergency - as such ... But, yes,
they must be on this Sunday's flight," I replied, my own
voice now touched with even more concern.
"Oh," Zoe said, almost forlornly. "Well, the thing is,
you see, booking so - so last-minute, these air tickets
are going to be terribly expensive. People usually book
these sort of tickets well in advance - three, six, even
twelve months
ahead, if they possibly can. It's just like with the
trains, you see ... the later you book your ticket, the
more expensive it becomes," explained Zoe. "Now; if it
was a last-minute charter flight standby ticket to some
Spanish or Greek
or Turkish holiday resort, that you were after, well,
you would be laughing. But it's different, with these
sort of scheduled flights, I'm afraid ..."
To illustrate her point, Zoe swivelled her computer
screen so that I could see, for myself, just what price
I was going to have to pay for those Arabian Airways
tickets, at such short notice.
My God! It doesn't rain, but it pours. Talk about
exorbitant! These last-minute Arabian Airways tickets
were going to cost me an arm and a leg. And - my God!
Claudia had told me that there were going to be "relays,
as it were," of 5
females of Wadi Ya Noh coming to stay with us, arriving
every month. Every month!
I felt like crying - bawling. I was in deep, deep
despair. Buying all of these air tickets - not to
mention, endlessly forking out for all of my other
Claudia-related expenditures - was going to ruin me.
Ruin me! It could only be a
matter of time. It was, I knew, going to be a constant
struggle to keep my head above water; to stay afloat.
But, eventually ...
And I knew there was no point in pleading with Claudia.
No point in trying to get through to her. No point in
trying to talk some economic sense into her. No point in
trying to convince her, that she was slowly strangling
the goose that
was laying all of her golden eggs.
And besides, I couldn't afford to risk getting on
Claudia's nerves about it. She'd made her position quite
clear to me, and I wasn't about to go putting her to the
test - she'd have me transported back to Wadi Ya Noh,
quicker than I
could say 'Bankruptcy Court'. No. It was quite hopeless.
I felt acutely dejected. The thought, of the sheer
futility of it all. The thought, of all of my valiant
efforts, ultimately counting for nought ...
"Are you all right?" asked Zoe, concernedly. "What's the
matter? You look quite upset," she said kindly.
And it was Zoe's warmth, and friendly kindness, her
genuine solicitude, that undid me. God knows, but I'd
known precious little kindness, in the last 3 months. I
couldn't help it, but I was so overcome that I just
unravelled. My tears of
self-pity started to flow. I was actually weeping, right
in front of Zoe.
"I'd like to book those five air tickets, please, Miss,"
I blubbed.
"Oh," was all that Zoe could bring herself to say.
Sensing that there was something amiss, the senior
travel assistant - whose name tag informed customers
that her name was 'Sonia' - suddenly materialised beside
Zoe. Alternating her concerned gaze between Zoe and me,
she tentatively
asked, "Is - is there ... a problem?"
Zoe said, "No, Sonia. Not - not exactly. It's just -
it's just that ... the gentleman, he ..."
In terms of economic principles, I was the exact
opposite of Claudia. Claudia would casually and
carelessly pour money - my money! - down a bottomless
pit. Whereas I practised thrift. I was a big believer in
the wise old adage: 'Spend a
pound to save a pound'. And it was this deft, pecuniary
savvy economic stratagem that I was going to deploy now.
I found that I could barely speak, such was my distress.
But I had to get the words out. "Miss ... in addition to
those five air tickets, I'd like to book, in advance,
another five similar air tickets, for each of the next
six months.
I'll - I'll bring all of the necessary details in for
you, as soon as I have them." I treated Zoe to a wan
smile. "That should at least save me a bob or two, in
the long-run. Thank you, for your kind advice, Miss," I
said to Zoe.
Ah! Bless Zoe. But she was actually wiping away a tear
of her own, in sympathy ... it was surely a heartfelt
thing, for she could have had little idea of what she
was actually sympathising with.
Neither of the 2 travel assistants said anything, for
some moments; they just stared at me, perplexed. The
senior travel assistant - Sonia - roused herself first.
"At Taylor's Travel, we pride ourselves upon always
striving to procure
the best possible deal for our clients, but ... May -
may I ask ... why you want to book all of these air
tickets?" she inquired of me, not unreasonably.
"It's a long story, Miss," I said. "Here's my Debit
Card."
Shaking her head in obvious befuddlement, the senior
travel assistant said, "Sort the gentleman out with his
air ticket arrangements, please, Zoe."
Which Zoe did. "That's all sorted now, then," she told
me a few minutes later. "Their air tickets will be ready
and waiting for them at the Arabian Airways Check-In
Desk, when they arrive at Wadi Ya Meen airport to fly
out to
Manchester," Zoe assured me with a kind, but sad-looking
smile.
"Thank you, Miss," I said. "I will be bringing all of
the necessary details in for you, as and when Clau - as
and when they are given to me." And, with that, Zoe gave
me a rather wan wave, as I walked out of the door of
Taylor's Travel.
Outside, I looked up at the legend on the sign above
their shop: 'Taylored To Your Needs' ... Well, they were
certainly doing their level best: credit, where it was
due - and Zoe was a real peach. But, I knew that there
was no one who
could tailor to my particular needs.
I still had one last task to do today, I glumly
realised. But it was something that was not on Claudia's
Things-to-do list: I needed to visit my bank - urgently.
I needed to top up my Debit account - seriously,
drastically top it up. There was soon going to be a real
run on it - a lot of rather sizable chunks of money were
going to be withdrawn from it. And, not only that, but
it was now
abundantly clear to me, that I was actually going to
have to re-mortgage my house, too, to bring the monthly
repayments down a bit.
And, not only that, either - and worst of all, by far -
despite my not being a believer in credit cards; despite
just the very thought of them, being anathema to me,
nevertheless, dire necessity now plainly dictated that I
apply for some
immediately ... And max them all out.
* * *
Well, at least I had been right about one thing: Claudia
was absolutely over the moon, with our brand-new
Mercedes people-carrier. Of course, I mostly intuited
this, from reading her body language. By nature, Claudia
was quite reserved,
and she rarely broke out into a sweat of excitement
about anything - except when she was threatening to send
me back to Wadi Ya Noh, that is. Although all that
Claudia had actually said, upon her first setting her
dark, almond-shaped
eyes upon our gleaming new vehicle, was: "I approve,
David," I knew that, inside, she was thrilled to
bursting, and I was sure that she wanted to jump up and
down with unrestrained joy ... Claudia was coming up in
the world.
Meena was positively awestruck, at the very sight of The
Merc. As though she thought to herself: 'I, Meena,
fallen female of Wadi Ya Noh, am to be chauffeured like
a princess, in that gleaming wonder ... By my daughter's
very own house
slave and foot slave.'
Meena was almost as amazed, by The Merc (or, rather, by
the wondrous idea of herself actually riding in it,
princess-like), as she had been at first setting her
eyes upon my 50-inch, high definition plasma flat-screen
TV. Almost a week
later, and Meena was still enthralled. She still
couldn't get over the marvel; could hardly tear her eyes
away from the big TV for a moment.
Of course, Claudia was a bit more worldly. She had
worked part-time as an air hostess for Arabian Airways.
She had routinely stayed overnight every Sunday at an
airport hotel, and so she was quite used to seeing and
using such wonders
and gadgetry of the modern world. Meena, on the other
hand (who had only ever lived in a remote and quite
primitive - backward - part of the Arabian Interior),
was another matter entirely. Although Claudia had told
her of the existence
of such things, Meena had no real grasp as to what
Claudia described to her. Meena could not imagine; could
not 'get her head around', the realities of such
science-fiction like fantastical wizardry's - which is
why they came as such a
tremendous shock to her, when she actually saw them for
herself.
* * *
I was dreading the arrival of Sunday ... Dreading the
arrival, of another 5 females of Wadi Ya Noh.
The days leading up to Sunday were bad enough, even with
just Claudia and Meena to ... serve. I was their slave,
in my own house. I served them endless cups of their
damned mint tea and, after doing so, they would then
command me to
return to my 'place'. To lie at their feet. To be used
as their footrest, while they chit-chatted companionably
and watched TV.
Claudia had told me the names of her 5 village sisters
who would be arriving on Sunday, and coming to stay with
us on their month-long visit. Kandi would be among them,
as would Fatima.
I remembered them both. But I especially remembered
Fatima. After all, I had good reason to ...
Back in Wadi Ya Noh, Fatima had straddled me after I had
been stripped naked by the furious, vengeful females of
Wadi Ya Noh, immediately upon Claudia informing them
that I was an Englishman.
(It was absconding English oil workers, who were
predominantly responsible for the females' hideous
situation. By leaving them pregnant, and with no father
for their child, the deserting Englishmen were,
effectively, condemning their
former concubines - many of whom, had been promised
marriage, and a new life, living in England - to an
ignominious and wretched exile, in some godforsaken
desert village somewhere in the remoteness of the
Arabian Interior. And Fatima
was one such victim).
And, with Fatima's black burka clad bottom hovering
right in front of my face, and the soles of her filthy
dirty bare feet positioned either side of my head, she
had firmly grabbed hold of my penis with her left hand,
yanked it out of
the way and, with her right hand she had raised one of
her black, extremely well-worn mules above her head. And
I had stared at Fatima's shoe, in abject terror, in my
sensing - knowing - what was coming.
Fatima ululated with ominous, horrible portent, and then
she viciously swung down her shoe. Wielding her shoe
with controlled power and unerring accuracy, Fatima
scored the most devastating direct hit with the chunky
heel of her mule
upon my so horribly exposed and vulnerable testicles -
twice.
Oh! The pain! The agony! The anguish! I had never
experienced anything even remotely like it. For long
moments afterward, as I had moaned and groaned my
terrible anguish, as I had squirmed and writhed in the
throes of my frightful
affliction, Fatima had continued to straddle me, keeping
me helplessly pinned to the hard-baked ground. And
Fatima had continued to hold onto my penis, keeping it
tightly gripped in her left hand, while she ululated
gleefully.
And now, Claudia had told me that Fatima was actually
coming to stay in my own house - for a whole month! And
I would be 'obliged' to extend every hospitality and
service to her. Fatima had taken me straight to hell.
And now I was
actually going to be her slave - albeit, a shared slave,
with the other visiting females of Wadi Ya Noh - in my
own house. Making her bed every day. Vacuuming her
bedroom every day. Changing her sheets every Sunday.
Waiting on her, hand
and foot ... Being her foot slave.
Every night, as Claudia had decreed, I slept in my own,
double-sized bed, with Claudia and Meena. Lying naked
across the foot of the bed, at their feet - in my
"place." I didn't sleep at all well. For, if it wasn't
enough, in itself,
that such a sleeping arrangement was rather less than
conducive to my getting any sort of restful sleep, Meena
had the rather ... disconcerting habit, of warming her
feet on my genitals.
And Claudia loved nothing more, than having me drive her
around in The Merc. She was becoming quite the snob:
"Bring the Mercedes, David," she was now in the habit of
saying - and in an unnecessarily loud voice, so that as
many people as
possible might overhear her snooty command.
On Saturday, Claudia instructed me to drive herself and
Meena to the Asian Market. And this would become a
regular visit, every Saturday, buying in the greater
bulk of her weekly shopping requirements. Whenever
Claudia wanted something
more during the week, she would send me off to the
supermarket with a shopping list.
Our 5 visitors - the first, of many such "relays, as it
were," - would be arriving next day (Sunday), and so
there was an awful lot of grocery shopping to do.
Claudia and Meena fully intended to look after their
visiting village sisters
very well. Very well indeed. In fact, Claudia and Meena
meant to ensure that all of them wanted for nothing -
absolutely nothing. They meant to ensure, that they
would be completely pampered and utterly spoiled. That
their month-long
stay in my house, would be as splendidly enjoyable to
them all as was possible to make it. And, that no
expense was spared, in providing this luxurious level of
hospitality ... After all - I was paying.
And, though I was completely at Claudia's command, her
... puppet, Claudia had instructed me to obey commands
given to me by any of her visiting village sisters. To
treat their orders, exactly as though they were being
issued to me by
Claudia herself - and so carried her all-powerful
authority.
I had never been inside the Asian Market before, and I
could hardly make head or tail (perhaps an ironic term)
of most of the groceries that Claudia and Meena selected
for their shopping trolleys.
By the time Claudia and Meena had finally finished their
epic shopping expedition, they had accumulated and
filled 12 large shopping bags, bulging to almost
overflowing with - to me - mysterious-looking groceries.
"Bring the Mercedes,
David," ordered Claudia, in a voice that was several
decibels above what was really necessary.
But, before I hurried away to obey Claudia's haughty
command, once again, I was reaching my hand deep into my
pocket.
* * *
At last, it was Sunday afternoon. I had phoned
Manchester airport to confirm that the Arabian Airways
flight from Wadi Ya Meen was arriving pretty much on
time - which it was: at 4 p.m. - and now Claudia, Meena
and I were preparing to
leave the house to go and meet-and-greet our very first
monthly batch - "relay, as it were" - of 5 visitors from
Wadi Ya Noh. Claudia told me to go out to the
people-carrier; she and Meena would follow me outside in
a minute or two.
Outside, I saw that my next door neighbours, Tony and
Jan, were both half-covered in soap suds. They must have
been messing about (as usual) whilst giving their car
its weekly foamy wash & wax ... just as I used to do,
with my cherished
Ford Focus. Upon seeing me, Tony and Jan immediately
chucked their sponges back into their wash buckets, and
came over to talk to me - or rather, to question me. To
get some long-awaited answers.
"Hey, Dave!" exclaimed Tony, nodding towards The Merc.
"What's with the new wheels?"
Exasperated beyond measure, Jan none too gently jabbed
her not-getting-his-priorities-right husband in the ribs
with her bony elbow. "Tony! Never mind about the stupid
people-carrier!" she chided sternly.
Turning to me, Jan mercilessly harangued me, giving me a
piece of her good-neighbourly mind. "David, would you
mind telling me and Tony, just - just where the hell you
have been hiding, for the last three months? You told us
you would be
back home from your business trip, in three days. Three
days, David! In time for Christmas ... In time for your
flipping wedding! What happened to that? Sandra sent us
a note, telling us it was all off, but giving us no
explanation as to
why. All off ...? We didn't know what to think. Did we,
Tony? Tony ...? Tony!" Tony's eyes were once again
appreciating The Merc.
Jan turned back to me again, furiously. She was getting
warmed up - hot under the collar. "Oh! I could swing for
you, David. I could throttle you, I really could! We've
been sick with worry, Tony and me. Because of your
bloody
disappearing act! Just where the hell have you been,
David? Couldn't you have had the common decency to at
least have sent us a card; a note or something, just to
let us know you were okay? We phoned your workplace, and
we were put
through to a Miss Susan Smith. She told us that you
didn't work at Jordan's Climate Control now. She said
that you had left her Company in the lurch; that you had
left without even working your notice. And we haven't
been able to contact
Sandra ..."
At hearing the sound of my front door closing, Tony and
Jan redirected their gazes at the 2 black burka clad
figures who had just come out - Claudia and Meena.
Lowering his voice, Tony hissed: "And, Dave, just who
the hell, might we ask
... are they?"
I felt a sort of perverse thrill of glee, at what I was
about to say to Tony and Jan. As if to say: Put this in
your pipe, and smoke it!
As soon as Claudia and Meena had reached us, I said,
"Claudia. Meena. Meet my next door neighbours and very
good friends, Tony and Jan ... Tony and Jan, I have the
pleasure of introducing to you, my wife Claudia. And
Meena, my mother-
in-law."
I wanted to laugh my head off, at the expressions on
Tony and Jan's incredulous faces - absolutely priceless!
My God! But it felt good; the feeling of wanting to
laugh again. I'd quite forgotten what it was like. God
knows, I'd had
precious little to laugh about, in the last 3 months.
Tony and Jan could only stare after us, stunned
speechless. They simply just stood there, mouths agape,
as they watched me slide open the passengers' door of
the people-carrier for Claudia and Meena. Watched,
dumbfounded, as I politely
and respectfully assisted them - my new 'wife' and my
mother-in-law - into their seats, and then fastened
their seat-belts for them.
I allowed myself a wan smile.
* * *
Upon our arrival at Manchester airport - Terminal 2 - I
very carefully guided The Merc into a parking space on
the first level of the multi-storey car park, that was,
rather fortuitously, just being vacated by a maroon
Volvo. I knew from
experience just what it was like, sometimes, the
frustration of trying to find a free space in that
damned place.
I escorted Claudia and Meena to the Arrivals Hall. The
time was now 4:55 p.m. According to the Flight Arrivals
monitors, the 16:00 Arabian Airways flight from Wadi Ya
Meen had arrived slightly early, at 15:55. And so it had
landed
exactly an hour ago ... our 5 visitors might be through
at any moment.
As usual, at Arrivals, there were many
meeters-and-greeters: taxi drivers; friends; family, all
waiting to meet someone off one of the flights that had
landed within the last hour or so. At the behest of
Claudia, as soon as there was
room for us at the roped-off Arrivals corridor, Claudia,
Meena and I took up places there. We watched intently,
as passengers - mostly returning holiday-makers - poured
en masse along the corridor. The 5 black burka clad
females of Wadi
Ya Noh should appear at any second.
I spotted them first.
Fatima appeared first and, as eldest, she led the other
4 members of the small, black burka clad group. They
followed behind Fatima uncertainly, and in a very
closely attending huddle, like chicks afraid of losing
the reassuring sight of
their mother hen. After all, it was a very strange world
that they had just arrived in.
Although all that was visible of their features were
their dark, almond-shaped eyes, still, I recognised them
all immediately. Fatima, in particular. I was absolutely
certain, that I would be able to instantly identify
Fatima's bulky but
solid shape anywhere, anytime. Certain, that I would be
able to effortlessly pick her anonymous, shrilly
ululating figure out of the baying crowd in the
punishment square at Wadi Ya Meen during a public caning
... after all, I had good
reason to.
Claudia had already told me that Fatima and Kandi were
coming to stay with us. I had very good reason to
remember Kandi, too ... Kandi had trampled me half to
death; mashing her bare feet into my stomach, as if she
was treading grapes in
the south of France. And it was Neesha, Shami, and Saida
who made up the rest of the small party of shuffling
black burka clad females.
Claudia and Meena then spotted their 5 visiting village
sisters among the congested throng of the other air
passengers - well, they did stand out a bit - and they
ululated their greeting.
At hearing the shrill, primitive sound, the heads of
meeters-and-greeters and of arriving air passengers
alike turned and looked about, in trying to identify the
source of that decidedly unsettling - profoundly
disturbing - emanation.
And Fatima, Kandi, Neesha, Shami, and Saida immediately
and enthusiastically responded to their 2 village
sisters' primal-sounding call, ululating back their
acknowledgement.
"What, the ...?" I heard one taxi driver say. "What, in
hell's name ...?" wondered another. "Muummmy!" wailed a
frightened child.
And then it happened: one of the worst moments of my
life.
For it was then that Claudia said, "David. You will now
give Fatima the appropriate greeting - exactly as I
instructed you earlier."
"Claudia ... please, please, Claudia ... don't make me
do this ... Not - not this! Claudia ... please - I'm
begging you! I'll do anything - anything! But, please,
Claudia ... not---"
"Yes, David - you will do anything. Anything that I tell
you to do. Now go, David! Give Fatima your welcome. Obey
me ... Or else!"
Upon hearing Claudia's suddenly raised voice - or, more
to the point: hearing what she had said, and the
decidedly harsh, authoritative tone she had used in
saying it - quite a number of people turned around to
stare at us. The
expressions upon their appraising faces were varied;
interested, curious, intrigued - amused.
Well, I knew what "Or else!" meant ...
But, there were times, when I seriously wondered whether
I should actually defy - yes, actually disobey -
Claudia. Times, when I wondered if I had come to the end
of my tether; finally reached the point, where enough
was enough. Times,
when I thought I could take no more; that I must finally
draw a line in the sand - make a stand. Times, when I
wondered if it would actually be preferable, to break
the diabolical Terms and Conditions of our Civil
Partnership, as
stipulated by Claudia, and thereby contravene the
manacled, shackled, ball-and-chain rules and regulations
of our legally binding Contract - and say to hell with
the consequences ... And this was one of those times.
But, I just simply could not bring myself to do it;
could not make myself disobey my 'wife' Claudia. In
short: I just couldn't man-up enough. I couldn't face
being dragged back to Wadi Ya Noh. Back to Humility
Hole. Back, to the
mercilessly chastising feet, of the females of Wadi Ya
Noh.
And so, I gave in again. And I complied with Claudia's
command. "Yes, Claudia," I said obediently ... as I knew
that I must.
I ducked under the waist-high cordon rope and, going
against the congested flow of the air passenger traffic,
I approached our 5 visitors - approached Fatima. I got
down on my knees at Fatima's feet and, lowering my eyes,
in showing my
great respect and reverence, I stared down at the tops
of her brown feet. "Fatima!" I cried loudly, in
adulation. "Jewel of Wadi Ya Noh! Welcome! Welcome!
Welcome!"
In response to my highly reverent welcome, Fatima glared
down at me, in great, withering disdain. Fatima then
turned her broad back on me, in preparing to summarily
inflict, upon me, what was considered by her Culture to
be the most
gross, vile, obnoxious - humiliating - of all possible
insults.
Fatima slipped her right foot from her extremely
well-worn black mule, and she then raised her foot
behind her, presenting her bare sole to my meekly,
humbly attending face ... to allow me to demonstrate the
sincerity of my respect and
humility, at her feet.
Which I then proceeded to do ... as I knew that I must.
I started kissing Fatima's grubby, fleshy, wrinkled,
rough-skinned brown sole, all over: From the pads, and
then the undersides of her toes; progressing to the firm
flesh of the ball of her foot; onto to her wrinkly low
arch; and then
proceeding up to the bottom of her grimy, hammer-head
hard heel. Where I then firmly pressed my respectful,
reverent lips - and kept them there ... Until Fatima,
upon finally being satisfied that I had received her in
the "appropriate"
manner, then removed the sole of her right foot from my
unmoving, passive face; returned her foot to her
bin-worthy black mule, and then serenely proceeded on
her way ... Which was just as well, for we were starting
to cause something of
a logjam behind us.
"What's up? Come on! Get a move on! We're going to be
here all ruddy day!" I heard one exasperated male air
passenger say from somewhere further back in the queue,
who had finally grown impatient with the inexplicable
cessation of any
forward movement.
"What's the hold-up?" complained an annoyed woman
peevishly. "For crying out loud! C'mon!" she shouted,
voicing her growing displeasure.
Making a bee-line towards Claudia and Meena's welcoming
waves, Kandi, Neesha, Shami, and Saida diverted their
luggage trolleys around me - as if they were motorists
avoiding a large piece of debris littering the road.
Fatima now followed
them, and I respectfully followed at Fatima's heels.
I tried to close my ears, to the terribly hurtful
comments that I heard, from meeters-and-greeters and air
passengers alike. I heard one taxi driver say to
another: "Oi, Stan. Did you just see what I just saw,
eh? ... or have I finally
lost my marbles; gone Loony Tunes?"
"Ha ha ha!" replied his friend. "I'm glad you asked
first, Joe! I thought I must be seeing things! Well! It
just goes to show, dunnit - just when you think you've
seen everything ..."
And I could hear literally dozens - seemingly hundreds -
of other similar, sharply cutting comments. I heard
hurtful and distressing observations. I heard a
belittling badinage, of rollicking remarks; dry and
droll denouncements.
Juvenile jokes. Everyone was a comedian. And all the
jokes were on me. No one, it seemed, was at a loss for
an off-the-cuff cruel comical contribution; for an
impromptu, belly-laugh inducing gag, at my expense. And
there was a shaming,
ridiculing background chorus of disbelieving, derisive
male laughter; and of incredulous, exclamatory female
tittering, coming from all around me. All directed at
me.
It was incredibly, unspeakably humiliating.
At least, when I had 'tended' the dirty soles of the
females of Wadi Ya Noh, whilst wretchedly incarcerated
in Humility Hole, they (and other females of low
station) were the only ones present to witness my
diabolical degradations, at
their chastising feet ... Unlike here. Where Claudia
had, in commanding me to "Give Fatima, the appropriate
greeting," forced me to debase myself so publicly.
Effectively, to perform a character assassination upon
myself, in the crowded
Arrivals concourse at Manchester airport - Terminal 2.
And now an appalling wailing hullabaloo of ululating
filled the Arrivals area with shrill, almost
ear-perforating sound, as Claudia and Meena excitedly
received our 5, equally excited visitors.
Meeters-and-greeters and air passengers
alike desperately covered their ears with their hands,
in defensive response to being so intolerably assailed
by that dreadful cacophony. And so did I.
And so it came as an immense relief, when Claudia - and,
this time, she did have to speak loudly - ordered me to
"Bring the Mercedes, David. Bring the Mercedes around to
the pick-up area. We shall be waiting for you outside,"
she
instructed me.
"Yes, Claudia," I replied obediently. And it didn't take
me long to pay the parking fee, exit the multi-storey
car park, and bring The Merc around to the pick-up area
outside Arrivals, where the 7 females of Wadi Ya Noh
were waiting for
me. I opened the passengers' door for them and, while
they got into the people-carrier and seat belted
themselves up, I busied myself with loading their
luggage - there wasn't much - into the back of the
vehicle. And then we were soon
leaving Manchester airport behind us; joining the M56
motorway, and heading east, towards Manchester.
There was a very excited babble, coming from our 5
visitors, and Claudia (seated in the front passenger's
seat) translated to me that her village sisters were all
absolutely amazed, and marvelling at seeing the
incredible number and
variety of cars and other types of vehicles on the road.
"Oh, this is nothing, Claudia," I said blithely. "This
is quiet, being a Sunday. You should see it during the
rush hour!" I told her. And, a moment later, I was
fervently wishing that I'd kept my stupid big mouth
firmly shut.
"The 'rush hour', David? What's that?" asked Claudia.
"It's when people are in their cars in the mornings and
in the evenings, when they are driving to and from their
places of work. It's when the roads are at their very
busiest, and most congested - massive traffic jams, all
over the
place," I explained.
When Claudia had translated what I had told her to her
raptly listening village sisters, and listened to their
excited replies, Claudia turned back to me and said, "So
you must drive us around then, David. In the rush hour.
We would all
very much like to witness such an amazing spectacle."
* * *
Within half an hour we had arrived back at my house, and
I saw that my next door neighbours, Tony and Jan, were
still outside, still lavishing their TLC upon their car.
And now, I was chuckling inside - I could actually see
the funny
side - at seeing Tony and Jan's wide-eyed,
slack-mouthed, incredulously gawping faces, as they
watched the 7 black burka clad females of Wadi Ya Noh
shuffle to my front door, and let themselves into my
house.
"Dave - what the hell ...?" blurted Tony.
But, before I could enlighten Tony, at all, as regards
to "what the hell ...?" was actually going on, I was
prevented from doing so, at hearing Claudia's
imperiously commanding, come-to-heel voice: "David!"
It was just one, single word, yes. But, just in saying
that one, single word - my name - Claudia managed to
convey, in her tone, so many things: power, control,
dominance - authority. Unchallengeable authority. In
short: the tone that
Claudia conveyed whenever she spoke my name, could be
summed up in one word. Rulership.
Claudia was beckoning me to come inside. And so, it was
with a hapless, helpless, forlorn wave and melancholy
smile, that I left Tony and Jan to mull over between
themselves, just "what the hell ...?" could possibly be
going on, as I
meekly obeyed Claudia ... as I knew that I must.
Once inside the house, Claudia, sounding in exceedingly
good humour, at playing hostess to her visiting village
sisters, said, "Well, David. First things first: put the
kettle on. I think we would all benefit from a nice,
relaxing,
refreshing cup of mint tea. And bring out a couple of
plates of those rice cakes and maize biscuits, that
Meena and I made this morning."
"Yes, Claudia," I replied, and I went to do her bidding.
When I returned to the living room, carrying a large
tray heavily laden with said refreshments, the TV was
on, and tuned in to the Al Jazeera channel. And I went
around my own living room with the tray, as if I was a
waiter in the lounge
of some Eastern hotel, serving cups of mint tea and
plates of rice cakes and maize biscuits, to 'Ladies who
lunch'.
Claudia and Meena were seated upon my 2 comfortable
armchairs. While our 5 visitors were seated together
right in front of the TV, on my large sofa, which could
just about accommodate them all without cramping them.
And they were (just
like Meena) ooh-ing and ah-ing their amazement and
wonder, at the vivid colour images upon my 50-inch, high
definition plasma flat-screen TV.
When I eventually served Claudia - "Guests first, then
my Mother, David," she had instructed - she told me:
"This just won't do, David ... Really, it won't."
What's wrong now? I wondered, thinking that Claudia must
be in some way dissatisfied with the quality of my
services. But, it wasn't that ...
"I want all of my village sisters to start learning
English, David," Claudia now informed me. "So that they
will all be better able to instruct you, of course -
that goes without saying. But also so that they will
then be able to enjoy,
and to make the most of their time, each time they come
to visit us in England. I shall begin teaching Meena,
Kandi, Neesha, Shami, and Saida myself, here and now.
Indeed, David, you will undoubtedly be of some
assistance to them
yourself; explaining the meaning of colloquial phrases,
and things of that nature. But I want them all to have
the benefits of professional tuition, too. Just as I
had. And so, David, I want you to start sending money to
the Educational
College in Wadi Ya Meen, to pay for their English
lessons. I shall write to the College today, enclosing
your first cheque," Claudia told me.
My God! But it was just one financial burden after
another, that Claudia was relentlessly heaping upon my
shoulders. It just simply was not supportable - not for
any length of time, anyway. But Claudia simply didn't
seem to comprehend
that. Either that, or she naively believed that I would
somehow continue to keep on finding more and more ways
of coming up with more and more money ... Which was,
actually, exactly what I was doing, at the moment. To
get by. But of
course, it couldn't possibly last. We couldn't keep
going on like that indefinitely. Sooner or later ...
After nearly a minute had passed, and I still hadn't
responded to what Claudia had just said to me, she said,
"David. Have I made myself clear to you?"
"Yes, Claudia," I numbly replied.
"Good," said Claudia, satisfied. "Now, go and fetch me
your cheque book ... In fact, David, you might as well
sign all of the cheques, and just leave the cheque book
with me. That way, I won't have to keep coming to you,
cap-in-hand, all
of the time, will I?"
I could almost laugh - almost - at Claudia's use of the
colloquial term, of coming to me 'Cap-in-hand'. My God!
The woman was milking me dry, and - as she knew
perfectly well - there wasn't a damn thing I was going
to do to try and stop
her.
"Yes, Claudia," I replied resignedly.
"When you have done that for me, David, you can make
some more mint tea for us. When you have served our tea,
you will then do whatever is required of you, to keep
our guests happy and comfortable," instructed Claudia.
"Yes, Claudia," I replied gloomily.
As soon as I had served our august visitors more mint
tea, the 5 guests; for the purpose of my making them all
"happy and comfortable," promptly commanded me to lie
down on my back, along the sofa, at their feet. So that
they could all
use me as their footrest.
I then I felt the soles of those 5 pairs of bare, brown
feet; resting, roaming and roving all over my quiescent,
submissive, supine body. And it was Fatima who, on this
occasion, took 'pride of place' - claiming their foot
slave's face
for herself.
As the 5 guests avidly watched TV, I was constantly
aware of the various (mostly, absent-minded,
taking-me-for-granted) activities of the bare brown
soles of those 5 pairs of feet, upon me. But, it was
Fatima - ensconced in 'pride of
place' - who commanded most of my attention, in forcing
me to slavishly 'cater' to her dominant and domineering,
taunting and tormenting - bullying - feet.
For, as if life wasn't already wretched enough for me,
Fatima seemed to positively revel; seemed to take a
gleeful, sadistic pleasure, in cruelly subjugating me at
her every opportunity. She seemed to be hell-bent, upon
doing her best -
her worst - to make my life even more of a misery. As
abjectly miserable, as she could possibly make it.
I realised that the (main) reason for Fatima's
malevolence, was because she was not able to vent her
vengeful wrath upon the English oil worker who had
abandoned her; who had so treacherously deserted her
after getting her pregnant, and
thereby condemning her to an unspeakable exile in Wadi
Ya Noh ... So Fatima would take it out on me, instead.
Heavy-footed, Fatima rested both of her broad,
rough-skinned, hard-heeled soles upon my face. Fatima
then played her soles over my face, irritatingly -
maddeningly. Her taunting soles, relentlessly rubbing my
captive face.
Her toes; curling around my jawline, and firmly holding
my face, in their powerful - possessive - grip. The pads
of her toes, playing with - pressing, poking, prodding -
my lips, bruising them; fattening them. Her big and
second toes,
repeatedly trapping - painfully squeezing - my nose.
And - most distressingly - Fatima; frequently
alternating her tormenting - torturing - feet,
repeatedly curling and cupping her toes around my
involuntarily flaring nostrils, causing a wafting, fetid
draught. So that - if I wanted to
breathe - I had no choice, but to inhale her
in-between-the-toes foot stink. Which was exactly what
she wanted me to do.
And then, Fatima was maliciously, sadistically
humiliating me. Irritating me, maddening me, and
distressing me, not being enough for her - Fatima was
actually causing me pain.
Fatima placed the bottom of her right, hard as a
hammer-head heel, right on my nose, and then she crossed
her left ankle over her right ankle. Immediately, the
pressure upon my nose was immense. Fatima then gradually
let the whole weight
of her legs and feet relax. The pressure of her
increasingly relaxing weight became absolutely
tremendous. She let the bottom of her right heel sink,
lower and lower, causing it to press firmly down upon my
nose; harder and harder,
heavier and heavier - all-but crushing it, it seemed.
The stress was incredible; all-but intolerable - but
fast becoming intolerable. Unsustainable. I almost cried
out for compassion. I almost screamed for mercy. But I
didn't - I knew that was what Fatima wanted. I knew she
would show me no
compassion; grant me no mercy. I thought, hoped - prayed
- that Fatima's pitilessly pulverising heel would slip;
would slide off my agonised nose. Even though I knew for
a certain fact, that any resulting relief from such a
dislodgement
would be but momentary. But Fatima's merciless,
conquering heel didn't slip.
And finally - and, I didn't know which of the heinous,
hideous, dreadful degradations that Fatima was
subjecting me to, was actually the worst; the hardest to
endure - Fatima brutally pushed her right, hard-skinned
heel into my mouth.
She forced her heel deeper, and deeper into my mouth,
until my increasingly wide-open mouth was actually
'accommodating' the whole of the bottom of her heel.
Just above my eyes - slightly off to my right - I could
see the undersides of Fatima's toes. They were of a
light brown, creamy-coffee colour, that was much paler
than the tops of her feet. And, as if they were
expressing her
satisfaction, her contentment, her pleasure - her
immeasurable gratification - Fatima's toes were,
seemingly, happily scrunching, delightedly splaying,
gleefully wiggling - ecstatically cavorting ... as if in
triumphant celebration.
Fatima then shrewishly yelled something at me, in Arabic
- an authoritative command. And, I understood what
Fatima had said. For I had by now developed a rather
rough and rudimentary - 'working' - vocabulary, during
my 3 months'
incarceration in Wadi Ya Noh. And so I instantly obeyed
Fatima's harshly issued command: sucking on the bottom
of her hard, dominant and domineering heel; playing my
tongue all over it, without cessation ... as I knew that
I must.
And it was a long, long evening, that Sunday. I thought
it was never going to end.
* * *
The following day was Monday. But not, just any old
Monday. This was the Monday, that I had been absolutely
dreading for all of the past week. Ever since Claudia
gave me the bad news. I remembered The Boomtown Rats
singer, Bob Geldhof,
singing: "I don't like Mondays." Well, join the club,
Bob, I thought miserably.
For this was the Monday, when I was returning to work at
Jordan's Climate Control. Not to my old job, though. But
to work directly under my old boss, Miss Susan Smith. To
work in "more of a Personal Assistant's role," as she
had so
euphemistically described what was to be my new
position. To actually work for the woman who had ruined
my life - laid waste to it. To work for Miss Smith, in
the position that she had newly and especially created
for me: that, of her
so-called office boy - yes, that actually was now my
official title, at the company. My designation. It would
be printed on my weekly pay-slip - Position: Office Boy.
And so, as per Miss Smith's instructions, I reported
directly to her office, at 9 a.m. sharp.
Miss Susan Smith was already seated at her desk. And
seated at their own desk's, were Miss Smith's 4 office
girls, 3 of whom were Miss Smith's permanent staff:
Melissa, Valerie and Judy. The 3 were all in their early
twenties, and they
had all worked in Miss Smith's office since leaving
full-time education.
Melissa, Valerie and Judy were, I thought, all quite
attractive in their own, different ways. They each had
... 'something'. I had to give them that. But, while I
had no doubt that each of them were quite capable of
lighting a flame in a
man's heart, I didn't think that any of them would set
the world on fire - unless they took up arson, that is.
And then there was Corrine - who seemed to be all
platinum-blonde hair and blue eyes and exquisitely
sun-tanned arms and legs - who was an 18-year-old
exchange student from France. And who definitely was
going to set the world on fire.
She was so hot, I thought, that she was likely to ignite
anything that she came within 5 feet of. Corrine, I was
sure, was going to do a lot more than light flames in
men's hearts - she was going to light a bonfire.
Corrine was truly stunning: 'Eye-opener'? 'Head-turner'?
A 'Looker'? You could forget all of those terms - they
didn't even come close to doing her so much as an atom
of justice. And, I perfectly understood now, just
exactly what people
meant, when they said that a woman was 'stunning', and
'drop-dead gorgeous'. I knew now - from experience -
that those unlikely-sounding phrases actually had their
bases solidly grounded in fact. I knew, because my legs
were threatening
to give way, to collapse; to simply fold under me, just
at the very sight of her. Corrine was Goddess-like: like
some golden, glorious apparition - a dreamy vision,
almost too beautiful to be real. And, when she turned
her smouldering
gaze upon you, well ...
Of course, having worked in the same office for just
over 2 years, I was already somewhat more than well
acquainted with Miss Smith's 3 permanent,
straight-from-school office girls. We got on, I suppose
... although they always did
strike me as being rather - oh, I don't know ...
stand-offish. Though I didn't really pay their aloofness
much mind, at the time.
For, although none of my 3 female co-workers had ever
actually said anything explicit, as such, to me, I had
nevertheless always got the distinct impression, from
Melissa, Valerie and Judy, that they did not see me as
their equal - saw
me as rather less than that, in fact.
I got the distinct impression, from their ...
intimations, that they looked down on me; that they
considered me inferior - that I was 'beneath' them.
It was not anything that I could put my finger on,
exactly, but ...
I always had the underlying feeling, that they tolerated
my presence, in the office - tolerated me. The feeling,
that they exercised a measure of restraint: kept such a
tight rein on any overtures of animosity, of hostility,
towards me,
that any such of their actually overt words or gestures
were always veiled and, so subtle, as to simply escape
my notice - go 'over my head'. Or, at least, tenuous
enough to have me believing I was imagining things, when
any of their
comments or actions might seem a bit - oh, I don't know
... anti-David.
In fact, now that I came to think of it, I had got
rather a lot of negative distinct impressions, from my 3
female co-workers, Melissa, Valerie and Judy ...
I got the distinct impression, that as far as they were
concerned, as the only male in the office, I was right
at the bottom of the food-chain. I got the distinct
impression, that they regarded me as their natural
underling. I got the
distinct impression, that they thought it would be only
logical, sensible, and practical to relegate me - reduce
me - to office factotum. To do all of the boring, menial
work; to keep the office clean and tidy; to keep them
all regularly
supplied with coffee; to run to the bakery, the shop,
the dry-cleaners, etc, as and when they required me to
do so. In short: to be their drudge. While they, the
capable ones, the competent ones - the multi-taskers -
got on with the real
work.
So, although I pretty much got along with Miss Smith's 3
permanent office girls (Mel, Val and Jude, as Miss
Smith, on very friendly terms, always called them - but
I didn't dare), I was careful to ... keep my distance,
as it were.
But it was the first time that I had laid my eyes upon
the incredibly ravishing French exchange student,
Corrine. She was, apparently, a new-comer to the
company. And so I hadn't yet had ... the pleasure, as it
were. Miss Susan Smith,
however, was just about to do something about that.
"Er ... when you can drag your eyes away from Corrine,
David ..." chided Miss Smith. "Well, David, it's nice to
have you back," she began. "Corrine has recently arrived
from France, on a student exchange programme. And, I'm
very pleased
to say, she will be with us for the next six months. Of
course, you already know my other girls, don't you, from
when you used to work here ... in your old job. You know
the job I mean, David, don't you? The job without my
little ...
'proviso', attached," finished Miss Smith and, the
office girls, at hearing the word 'proviso' - obviously
pre-briefed, genned-up and fully in-the-know - giggled
rather inanely. Including Corrine.
"Before we go any further, David, I want to make myself
perfectly clear - so that you can't go crying afterwards
that you hadn't been fairly warned. Your lovely ...
'wife' Claudia, has told me to inform her immediately,
in the event of
your being - and, I quote: 'Anything less than one
hundred per cent satisfactory,' to me, in your duties
here. And you can rest assured, David, that I shall be
only too delighted to do so. Now, have I made that quite
clear, David?"
"Yes, Miss Smith," I replied miserably.
"Well," continued Miss Smith breezily, "that's that
little matter out of the way. Now, I think we would all
like a nice cup of coffee, wouldn't we, girls?" To
which, the heads of all 4 office girls nodded
affirmatively, in happy unison.
"There you go then ... office boy. Off you pop. You know
where everything is ... Snap-snap! Chop-chop!" adjured
Miss Smith, when I didn't move quickly enough
(instantaneously), and setting the office girls off with
their silly giggling
again.
"Yes, Miss Smith," I replied dejectedly. And I traipsed
off to the kitchen to do her bidding ... as I knew that
I must.
When I returned with the coffee tray, upon her seeing me
thus encumbered, Miss Smith let out a long, theatrical
sigh, as though from an immeasurable, blissful sense of
satisfaction.
Miss Smith then delved into the petty cash drawer.
"Girls, I think this calls for a small celebration,"
announced Miss Smith. "Here, David," she said, handing
me a couple of Ł20 notes. "Run down to the bakery for
me, and bring back a
couple of bags of Danish pastries and doughnuts - a
variety ... Well, go on then. Off you go ... office boy.
And don't be long, either!" Again, came the amused
sniggers of the office girls - and I couldn't get out of
there fast enough.
My God! The woman was insufferable. I had hardly been
back at work for 5 minutes, and already I wanted to put
my hands around her throat, and ... But, what could I
do? Nothing! That's what. Absolutely nothing. And she
knew it.
And, not only that, but the attitudes of the 3 office
girls who I knew and used to get along with (well,
pretty much) seemed to have changed dramatically - for
the worse.
As if, they realised that there was suddenly no need,
any more, for them to exercise any restraint, where I
was concerned. No need, anymore, to hide their true
feelings. No need, any more, to keep a lid on their
animosity; to veil their
hostility. No need, any more, for subtlety. No need, any
more, to tolerate my presence in the office - to
tolerate me.
It was as if, now that they were suddenly able (thanks
to being thus empowered by the authority of Miss Susan
Smith), they were only too glad, to have my humble
services at their complete disposal. Only too glad, to
be able to use me as
their lowly servant; their underling; their minion -
their office boy.
And, by the looks of things, they had actually got the
French exchange student 'on board', as well. Though,
having said that, I have to say that the awesomely
gorgeous Corrine didn't look as if she had taken much
persuading in the
matter. She certainly didn't look ... overly averse, to
the idea, that was for sure.
When I returned to the office, I put the 2 large white
paper bags of Danish pastries and doughnuts down upon
Miss Smith's desk. "Here you are, Miss Smith. I hope
these are to your liking," I said, trying to keep the
resentful note of
sarcasm out of my voice ... but not quite succeeding.
For, my sarcastic tone was not lost, upon Miss Susan
Smith. And it was is if, reading-between-the-lines, as
it were, Miss Smith had (correctly!) interpreted what
I'd 'really' said to her, as: 'Here, bitch. I hope you
choke on the bloody
things!'
Miss Smith looked up at me, sharply. At first, the lines
of her face became rigid, and her eyes blazed in anger;
in sheer outrage, at my insolent tone. And I thought
that she was going to fly off the handle big-time,
really tear a strip
off me - or even worse ...
But then, slowly, her features started to soften again,
and the corners of her lips curled upwards slightly, as
if in a secret, satisfied smile. After all, this was
Miss Susan Smith's little 'game'. I was her victim - and
I was foolishly
playing directly into her hands. "Well, then, office boy
... don't just stand there! What do you think you are
here for? Why do you think I have employed you? Make
yourself useful! Serve my girls. Hand the doughnuts
around. And then come
back here. To me."
How incredibly belittling, it was! To see the smug,
self-satisfied - gloating - looks upon the office girls'
faces, while I stood attentively before them as they
casually took their time and fussily selected the Danish
or doughnut of
their choice.
For, their faces were all too easy to read! Their eyes
spoke eloquently, so eloquently that they might just as
well have spoken aloud: 'Now, we have got you, haven't
we? Exactly where we want you ... office boy. In your
place.'
"David! I'm waiting ..." said Miss Smith, just as soon
as the last of the office girls - Corrine - had helped
herself to one of the doughnuts; one that was
dark-chocolate topped, and filled to overflowing with
thick white cream and
raspberry jam. I felt myself salivating ... and it
wasn't just at the sight of the doughnut.
Before I could move, Corrine rolled back in her office
chair, lifted up her amazing legs, casually (somehow
stylishly) shook her sandals from her feet; simply
letting them fall to the carpet, and then she propped
her bare feet up on the
corner of her desk, and crossed her ankles.
Immediately, Corrine started to scrunch her toes
repeatedly. Her toenails, I then saw, were painted a
lush and vibrant, sexy shade of pink - exactly the same
shade, I thought, as was on her finger nails, her
lipstick, and even her
sandals. I saw the gleam of a gold anklet, and the soles
of Corrine's bare feet were just as golden.
(Unlike the rest of the office girls - including Miss
Susan Smith - who all wore dark panty-hose, to the
office, Corrine's feet were bare. I assumed that, since
Corrine was working here temporarily as an exchange
student, Miss Smith had
given her lots of leeway as regards to office dress code
- why did that not surprise me ...?)
Corrine almost voraciously sank her even, pearly-white
teeth into the soft, unresisting dough, taking her first
bite of her doughnut, and she scrunched her bare,
pink-painted toes luxuriously, as she savoured the rich,
sweet, oh-so-
satisfying taste of it. "Mmmmm!" she murmured in
appreciation.
Somehow, I was quite mesmerised by the sight. There was
something ... erotic, about seeing Corrine eat, like
this. The sumptuous melange, of the vivid (siren) red
smudges of the raspberry jam; the smears of thick white
cream; the tinges
of dark chocolate, upon her pink and pouty lips. So
tantalisingly set, against the glorious bronze backdrop
of her beautifully toned skin. And, watching her toes
scrunching in pleasure, the whole time, completed the
somehow captivating
picture.
I finally managed to tear my eyes away from the somehow
powerfully enthralling vision, and I reported back to
the monstrous Miss Susan Smith, as instructed. "Yes,
Miss Smith? What would you like me to do now," I asked
her ... And, this
time, I was careful to keep a civil tongue in my head.
"What I would like you to do now, David, is exactly what
I brought you back here to do - and just exactly what I
have been so looking forward to, for all of this time
... especially so, ever since you had the temerity to
get engaged to
Sandra," gloated Miss Smith. I was wondering when she
would bring Sandra's name into it.
The dreadful woman went on, in similar vein. "Remember
my little 'proviso', David? Remember when I told you,
that I would one day have you on your knees, before me -
at my feet? And at the feet of all of my office girls,
too? Well,
David, that day has now arrived ... Now, I want you to
take off my pumps, and start massaging my feet for me.
So, get to your knees - it's the best angle for you to
work from, enabling you to apply an upward pressure to
my soles,"
explained Miss Susan Smith matter-of-factly, as if that
was the 'real' reason for her ordering me to my knees at
her feet. "After all, if something is worth doing, it is
worth doing well, don't you think? Now - office boy. Get
on with it
... begin your new career."
"Yes, Miss Smith," I replied, wretchedly but compliantly
... as I knew that I must.
This was the moment that I had been absolutely dreading:
having to massage Miss Susan Smith's feet, for her. Not
to mention, having to massage all of her office girls'
feet, too. But especially, for Miss Susan Smith, who
was, after all,
personally responsible for the unspeakable predicament
that I was in - who was totally to blame, for my
diabolical 'A Thousand Suns' sentence.
I got to my knees, at Miss Susan Smith's feet. I took
hold of Miss Smith's right, black leather, well-worn
office pump, and I carefully pulled it from her foot. I
was sure that these office pumps were the same ones that
she had been
wearing when we were going away on our business trip to
Arabia, 3 months or so ago - and they had looked very
well-worn then.
I reflexively jerked my head away in revulsion, as my
nostrils were overwhelmingly assailed. The rank, musty,
strong-cheesy odour of the well-worn interior of Miss
Smith's office pump was bad enough. But, much worse,
were the far more
powerful; far more pungent and abhorrent fumes that
emanated in almost palpable waves from the sole of her
dark panty-hosed foot.
"Face front - office boy!" snapped Miss Susan Smith
domineeringly - wickedly. "Start your massaging. Start
at the bottom of my heel," she instructed. "Use your
thumbs. Rotate your thumbs, pressing firmly - but not
too firmly. Use firm,
circular motions with both of your thumbs, and gradually
work your way up my sole - slowly, David! - right up to
my toes, and rub them too. And then you can repeat the
procedure all over again, with my other foot. Now, have
you got that
... office boy?" demanded Miss Smith tauntingly -
goadingly, I thought ... Oh! She would love me to give
her the slightest of excuses, I knew, for her to be able
to drop me right in it with Claudia (" ... anything less
than one hundred
per cent satisfactory, in your duties, and ...")
"Yes, Miss Smith," I said resignedly.
Just then, someone entered the office, and I heard a
sweet, familiar voice say in a cheerful, happy-go-lucky,
all's-fine-and-dandy, sing-songy way: "Hi, everyone!
What's up!"
It was Sandra!
It was Sandra! Sandra, my former fiancee, who I had
actually been just a week away from marrying ... when my
lesbian boss, Miss Susan Smith, had so cruelly prised us
apart. Miss Smith had unerringly tuned in to Sandra's
latent lesbianism
("I can always tell.")
Miss Smith had seduced Sandra; won her heart and won her
over, and stolen my darling straight from out of my
loving arms. And the rest, as they say, is history. Ever
since then, the 2 of them had been an 'item'.
I assumed now, that Sandra (who worked at another office
nearby, that did business with Jordan's) had just popped
in to drop off some paperwork, and ... to pay a quick
visit to her 'better half' - her girlfriend, Miss Susan
Smith!
Sandra came into the office, talking sunnily all the way
- until she saw me ... saw what I was doing. "David ...?
What - what are - what are you doing here?" spluttered
the astounded Sandra, who obviously knew nothing
whatsoever, about
my appalling situation. Knew nothing, about Miss Susan
Smith's employing me, as her so-called office boy. Knew
nothing, of her girlfriend's so-called 'proviso'.
My God! As if things weren't bad enough already, but
that Sandra had to be here to witness my unspeakable
humiliation.
"Duh! Er ... what does it look like he's doing, Sandy?"
asked Miss Smith, with a theatrical air of exasperation.
"I mean ... isn't it perfectly obvious, sweetie-pie?
He's massaging my feet for me, isn't he? David's just
started back at
work this morning. He's ever so glad to be back - to be
back working for me - and he's settling in quite nicely.
But, he's lucky to have a job here at all, really ...
after what he's done - and with a criminal record, too!"
exclaimed
Miss Smith, in a manner that suggested she was generous
to a fault, in allowing me to come back to work for her.
While Miss Smith spoke to Sandra, my boss looked down on
me, on my knees at her feet. And there was an expression
on Miss Smith's face, of such unadulterated satisfaction
as, in a manner of abject servitude, I obediently
massaged her
right, dark panty-hosed foot.
Miss Smith went on, conversationally. "I was actually
kind enough, to create a brand-new position in the
company, for David ... as Office Boy. And, as you can
see, Sandy ... he is perfectly suited to his new duties,
isn't he? In fact,
David's actually being of more use to me now, than the
useless oaf's ever been. Of course, he's a bit rough
around the edges, yet - he's still learning. But, don't
worry, Sandy, I'll soon have him properly trained ...
And, when I've
finished with him - for the moment, that is - he's going
to work his way around the office, massaging my girls'
feet for them, too. Just like a good little office boy
should. Starting with Corrine ... You haven't met
Corrine yet, have
you, Sandy? Corrine is French. She's ... ever so chic.
Such a darling. Corrine has a certain ... je ne sais
quoi. A certain: Ooh la la! Don't you think so, Sandy?"
inquired Miss Smith lasciviously, of her stunned and
almost speechless
girlfriend. Miss Susan Smith then confidently predicted,
"Between us, my girls and I will soon bring David to
heel ... and keep him there."
At suddenly seeing my former darling's lovely, cherished
face again, at hearing her sweet voice, I was totally
overcome. I was overwhelmed, by the swift return of
unbearable, grief-stricken emotions, that painfully
opened up my
partially-healed wounds, all over again. "I still love
you, Sandra," I told her passionately. "I always will!"
I wailed forlornly. "Always!"
Miss Susan Smith pulled her right foot from my servilely
ministering hands and, using the tops of her dark
panty-hose covered toes to lift my chin, thereby
elevating my eyes and obliging me to look directly at
her gloating face, she
admonished, "Er, I don't think you are concentrating ...
one hundred per cent, David, upon what you are supposed
to be doing, are you?"
Turning back to my former sweetheart, Miss Smith dryly
observed, "Sandy, darling, I don't think David likes the
smell of my stinky dyke feet."
And then I realised! I realised that something was off -
besides Miss Susan Smith's "stinky dyke feet," that is.
It finally dawned upon me, that Sandra hadn't responded
to what Miss Smith had said to her, a few moments ago:
"But, he's
lucky to have a job here at all, really ... after what
he's done - and with a criminal record, too!"
And suddenly, the penny dropped ... Ting!
"My God!" I cried. "You don't know! You don't know, do
you, Sandra? She hasn't told you, has she?" I wailed, in
my new, unbearable anguish. "She hasn't told you!"
Sandra frowned, wondering what I was referring to; quite
at a loss, as to what on earth I could possibly be
talking about.
I then heard that unmistakable whooshing sound, as Miss
Smith then eased her left foot from her other black
leather pump and, before I had realised what she was up
to, she had firmly planted the warm and moist sole of
her left, dark
panty-hosed foot slap-bang in the middle of my shocked
face; her nylon enclosed toes, immediately cupping
around my nostrils. "Speak out of turn, will you -
office boy? Well, I'll soon teach you to keep a still
tongue in your head," said
Miss Smith maliciously.
The acrid, strong-cheesy, offensively pungent odour of
Miss Smith's freshly unshod dark panty-hosed left foot,
nearly knocked me over. It was awful, terrible - a
hideous torment. It was as if someone had just prised
off the lid of some
long-forgotten, mould-colonised blue cheese vat - and
then immediately regretted it. It was rancid. I was
reeling.
Miss Susan Smith, though, was in heaven. And so were her
office girls, too - if their unsuppressed snickers of
delighted amusement were anything to go by. Each of
them, obviously enjoying a keenly felt vicarious
pleasure, in seeing Miss
Susan Smith's cruel domination - her humiliating
subjugation - of me.
"Keep still, David! This will help accustom you to my
foot scent all the sooner. After all, you are going to
have to get used to it, aren't you? Go on, then ...
inhale deeply - office boy, fill your lungs with it.
That'll help. Nice and
deeply. Take some nice, big sniffs for me ... And why
have you stopped massaging my other foot? You can keep
on massaging my other foot, at the same time - you can
do both: it's called multi-tasking ... Are you sure you
are giving me one
hundred per cent, David?"
"Yes, Miss Smith," I replied wretchedly - helplessly,
hopelessly - as I deeply inhaled Miss Susan Smith's
horrible, nylon-covered, in-between-the-toes foot stink.
"Susie? Haven't told me what?" asked Sandra bemusedly,
suddenly coming back to the point. Coming back to what
I'd just said to her, after having taken a moment to
mull over my blurted emotional statement; after trying
to make some sense
of it. "Susie ...? What is it? What is David talking
about? What haven't you told me, Susie?"
"Oh! This is just so tiresome, Sandy. You shouldn't take
any notice of David. Must we really go there? After all,
it's all water under the bridge now, Sandy. I mean ...
So what? if I happened to forget to tell you, what ...
really
happened. That - that - well, that it was me ... all
along, darling."
"You ... all along, Susie?" said the confused Sandra.
"You're not making any sense. What do you mean - what
was you, all along?"
"It was all her fault, Sandra! She did it!" I
interjected mumblingly from the dark panty-hosed sole of
Miss Smith's malodorous left foot; the ball of her foot,
pressing against my lips; her foul-smelling toes, still
cupping my nostrils.
"I'm innocent, Sandra! She's to blame! Miss Smith! She's
the guilty one! She did it!" I ranted, doing the best I
could to get my words out - in the circumstances.
"I am warning you - office boy!" threatened Miss Susan
Smith; an ominous hint of finality, in her tone. "Keep
your insolent tongue still! Keep on sniffing! Keep on
massaging! I want one hundred per cent effort and
obedience from you, at
all times. And I shall have it - or else!"
"Well, Susan ...?" prompted Sandra, persistently -
impatiently. (Ah! It wasn't the lovey-dovey 'Susie',
now. But the less affectionate - decidedly cooler -
'Susan'). "I'm waiting for an explanation," pressed
Sandra. "What was you, all
along? Well, Susan ...? I am waiting ... Tell me now! I
want to know!"
"Oh! All right, all right. All this fuss! Okay, okay,
I'll fess up ... It was me. Okay, Sandy? It was me, who
pinched Claudia's bottom. There, Sandy! Now you know.
Are you happy now? It was me, all along ... Anyway,
babes - look!
Everything has turned out for the best, hasn't it? I
mean, we are together, aren't we? And---"
But, clearly upset, at suddenly and finally being
acquainted with the true, sordid facts of the matter -
the awful truth, of her girlfriend's appalling
deception, and of her other wicked machinations against
me - Sandra was storming out
of the office. Gone, was her sunny,
all's-well-with-the-world demeanour and, flapping a hand
behind her as she made for the office door, Sandra
wailed melodramatically, "I - I have to go, Susan ... I
can't do this now!" Then Sandra
glanced back at me. "Oh! Poor David!" she lamented,
almost on the verge of tears. And, hurrying from the
office, Sandra slammed the door shut behind her.
"Now, David. Do you see the trouble you've caused?"
complained Miss Susan Smith peevishly. "Letting the cat
out of the bag like that? Still, I suppose she was bound
to find out sooner or later ... Not to worry, though;
she'll soon come
round - I'll see to that. I'm just going to have to be
... extra, extra, especially nice, to Sandy tonight.
Still ... that's no hardship," said Miss Smith, leering
at me suggestively.
"Thank you, office boy," said Miss Smith sardonically.
"That will be all, for the moment. Now ... I think
Corrine is waiting for you."
I looked over towards Corrine. She had finished her
doughnut, but she still had her bare, sun-tanned feet
propped up on the corner of her desk, ankles crossed.
Corrine was still repeatedly scrunching her toes, too.
One second, I could
see the sun-kissed, lightly-tanned undersides of her
medium-long toes. The next second, I could see her
pink-painted, perfectly pedicured toenails. And their
polished surfaces gleamed attractively as they caught
reflexions from the
overhead office lights.
Corrine was regarding me with her smouldering gaze, and
she was beckoning me with her pink-painted forefinger.
Corrine's voice was husky, and laden with untold
promise, when she said to me in her alluring, sexy
French accent, "Come here.
Come to Corrine ... office boy."
Suffice it to say, that Miss Susan Smith ensured that I
earned every single penny of my (minimum wage) salary,
as her so-called office boy.
Though, when it came to Corrine, during the period of
her 6-months' student exchange visit - to paraphrase
Miss Susan Smith: "it was no hardship." No hardship at
all.
But alas, I could not say the same for Melissa, Valerie
and Judy. For, just like their boss, the incomparable
Miss Susan Smith, who they all looked up to and admired,
they also took the greatest possible satisfaction in
making my office
life an unremitting hardship. Miss Smith's 3 permanent
office girls frequently - incessantly - took maximum
advantage of their newly acquired power over me. They
imposed their authority routinely, and as a matter of
course. Why? Because
they could. It was as simple as that ... After all, I
was their office boy.
* * *
The days turned into weeks. The weeks turned into
months. The strictly enforced pattern of my life was
set.
And I began to wish that I had listened to the British
Consulate representative, Miss Withenshaw. Wished that I
had listened to her sound advice. Wished that I had not
'married' Claudia. But it was too late for that. Way too
late. Marry
in haste ... repent at leisure.
Every month, there was a turnover - a "relay, as it
were" - of another 5 visiting females of Wadi Ya Noh. I
hardly ever had a moment of free time to spend on myself
- I was always far too busy. Working as Miss Susan
Smith's so-called
office boy during the working week, and slaving away for
the females of Wadi Ya Noh for the rest of the time,
virtually all of my time was accounted for.
At home, I was dominated and controlled; used and
abused, by the females of Wadi Ya Noh. They gave me no
peace - no peace at all. I was their overworked house
slave and their downtrodden foot slave.
During the evenings, they were usually happy enough to
stay at home - since they were so splendidly entertained
by sitting on my large sofa, and watching my 50-inch
high definition plasma flat-screen TV. And, as they
enjoyed their TV
programmes, I lay on the floor along side my sofa; a
comfortable footrest for our 5 visitors. Occasionally,
they would let me get up off the floor - to go and make
them some mint tea.
At the weekends, Claudia would have me take herself,
Meena, and their 5 visiting village sisters, for day's
out - or 'outings' - as Claudia preferred to call them,
in the people-carrier.
Each month, when the latest batch of visitors arrived to
stay with us, Claudia would have me drive them all to
the Trafford Centre the next day, shopping for shoes.
When they had (finally!) made their selections, they
would all throw
their old, ratty, tatty, bin-worthy footwear straight
into the bin ... and I would be getting out my ever
depleting wallet; my ever diminishing billfold - yet
again.
* * *
And, all the while, money was getting tighter and
tighter, my wallet, lighter and lighter.
I was amazed though, at the time, just how easy it was
to borrow money from all of those banks. Ridiculously
easy. The banks all seemed perfectly happy; were all-but
falling over themselves, to just keep on throwing more
and more money
at me. Lots of money, pots of money, each and every time
I asked them for it - no questions asked ... or, at
least, none that would have given the game away.
And so I kept on going back to the banks, for more and
more credit cards: Gold cards; Platinum cards;
However-much-you-want cards. I just simply kept on going
back, again and again, for more and more money ... I was
laughing all the way
to the bank.
But, however much money I borrowed, it was never enough.
Claudia was spending it faster than I could borrow it.
The females of Wadi Ya Noh had been milking me
mercilessly. Now they were squeezing me dry. Pretty
soon, they would be trying
to get blood out of a stone.
And so I looked for more credit card companies, and I
took out yet more credit cards. I took out as many as I
could, while I still could ... Before the penny dropped.
Before they smelled trouble - with a capital 'T'. Before
they were
onto me. Before the banks and the credit card companies
eventually and inevitably cottoned-on to the glaringly
obvious fact that I was having financial difficulties.
Before they finally sussed out that I was no longer
making any more
monthly repayments on my credit cards - and then
promptly blocked them. Pulled the plug on my plastic.
By then, though, I had maxed-out all of my credit cards.
Every single one of them. And it was frightening - the
money I owed.
Now though, it was - quite literally - payback time. The
banks and the credit card companies wanted their money
back. They wanted it now, and they weren't shy about
asking for it, either. And it wasn't long before they
started demanding
- and in no uncertain terms - that I cough up. I started
receiving a constant stream of letters from all of those
banks and credit card companies; like a paper waterfall,
they poured through my letter-box.
I just simply ignored them all; all of their letters of
steadily increasing concern - of increasing threat.
After all, what could I say to my highly disgruntled,
out-of-pocket creditors? Tell it to the females of Wadi
Ya Noh?
The letters from the banks and the credit card companies
got more and more frequent. Each letter; redder, more
menacing than the one before. Like hate mail.
Threatening this; threatening that ... The Bailiffs.
Court proceedings.
I had also managed to get the bank to re-mortgage my
house - again - so as to reduce the monthly repayments a
bit more. Though this was harder to achieve; trickier
...
I had succeeded in this quest, but only after undergoing
a lengthy grilling by the bank manager who was, not
unreasonably, more than a little concerned by a lender
who was asking to re-mortgage his house - for the second
time in the same
year.
I had explained to the bank manager that I was a bit
short of money these days, due to my being transferred
to a less well-paid position at Jordan's Climate
Control. The bank manager was easily able to check this
information, by making a
simple phone call to my boss, Miss Susan Smith. And,
upon Miss Smith's duly verifying both my new, lower
company status, as 'Office Boy', and my minimum wage pay
grade, the bank manager finally accepted my explanation
- albeit
reluctantly, and with obvious reserve.
I did not, of course, tell the bank manager the real
reasons for my pecuniary problems ... That I was being
slowly bled dry, by the females of Wadi Ya Noh.
So I had managed to get my house re-mortgaged - for the
second time in the same year. But, by then ... it was
too little, too late.
* * *
Of all, of the day's out - or, "outings" - that we went
on, there is one in particular, that will live long in
my memory. In fact, I don't think I will ever forget it.
Just over a year had passed, and it was the same 5
visitors - who had visited us first, for the first, of
their bi-annual, month-long visits - who were back with
us again. And it was their third visit. They were:
Fatima, Kandi, Neesha,
Shami, and Saida.
One evening, Claudia and Meena and their visiting
village sisters had been avidly watching a TV programme
about the very popular English seaside resort, of
Blackpool. They had ooh-ed and ah-ed, all the way
through the hour-long
programme. And Neesha, who, just like her village
sisters was by now speaking quite good English, said
excitedly, "Oh please, Claudia. Can we go to Blackpool?
I'd love to go up Blackpool Tower. And on the
Fairground!" she enthused. "Oh!
Can we, Claudia? Can we?" she pleaded.
And Kandi, Shami, and Saida, who all wanted to go to
Blackpool just as much as Neesha did, also tried,
good-naturedly, to pester Claudia into submission.
Fatima simply looked on, indulgently. Fatima didn't seem
to mind, whatever they did; wherever they went. She was
already content. She was back in England again, in my
house, for another month-long stay. Visiting Claudia and
Meena - for
the third time. And, for Fatima, that was enough - that,
and to be able to return my 'hospitality', by making my
life a living hell.
"You have heard the wishes of your Mistresses; where
they would like to go for their next outing, David. This
Sunday, you will take us all to Blackpool, in the
Mercedes," decreed Claudia.
"Yes, Claudia," I replied compliantly. Well, it could
have been worse. I had always quite liked Blackpool,
myself. It was usually a fun day out. Usually ...
On Sunday morning, at about 9 a.m., I went outside to
The Merc to check the oil and water levels, etc. After
finding all in order, I slid open the side passengers'
door, and waited; my passengers would be out in a
moment.
While waiting, I detected a slight movement in my
peripheral vision, and I saw my next door neighbours,
Tony and Jan, looking out through their front window.
They watched, as the 7 black burka clad females of Wadi
Ya Noh left my house,
shuffled to the people-carrier, and then got inside and
seated themselves. Then I slid the door shut after them.
Before climbing into the driver's seat of The Merc, I
gave Tony and Jan a sad salute; my familiar, signature,
heart-just-not-in-it wave. But they didn't wave back;
they didn't have the heart, either. They just glumly
stared back at me.
By now, of course, Tony and Jan knew all there was to
know, about my wretched situation; understood all of the
in's and outs of my appalling predicament. For I had
long since fully apprised them both of all of the
diabolical facts of the
matter.
The sense of pride that I felt whenever I climbed into
the driver's seat of The Merc, hadn't diminished one
jot, since the day I had first driven it away from the
Mercedes Dealership. And, driving The Merc was pretty
much the only
pleasure that was left to me now. The Dealership's
salesman ('Slick', as I thought of him) had said: "Any
problems ... bring her right back." But there had been
no problems; never so much as a hint of one. I had 'her'
routinely serviced,
and 'she' never gave me any trouble. And I kept 'her'
spotlessly clean (I would have done, anyway, but Claudia
rigidly ensured that I did; often supervising my
valeting of "The Mercedes," herself).
I started the engine and, after checking the dash lights
- a general check, but also to ensure that all of my 7
passengers were wearing their seat belts (a red warning
light glowed, if any of them weren't) - and finding all
in order, I
put The Merc in gear, and we were on our way to
Blackpool.
Being a Sunday morning, the roads were quiet and we made
good time, arriving at Blackpool at about 10:30 a.m. I
parked The Merc in the North Shore car park, and I stuck
the Pay and Display ticket in the windscreen. Now, the
whole day lay
ahead of us.
Small, raggedy clouds scurried across the sky, and there
was a gusty wind blowing from offshore, that carried
with it the salty tang of the sea. It was dry, and not
too cold on that day in early Spring. But the females of
Wadi Ya Noh
hugged their black burkas to themselves tightly, as if
afraid their burkas might blow away like kites snatched
from complacent hands by the unpredictable wind, to
reveal their ever-shrouded mysteries beneath.
I had suggested to Claudia that we visit Blackpool Tower
first, while it was still relatively quiet, and so we
wouldn't need to queue up to visit the world famous
attraction. And then go on to the Fairground afterwards,
when it would be
livelier. Claudia approved of my idea, and she
instructed me to proceed accordingly. And so we boarded
one of the trams that run along the sea-front, to take
us there.
The females of Wadi Ya Noh had been excitable all week,
to say the least, at the prospect of going up in
Blackpool Tower. Even I was excited about it - I had not
been up in the famous Tower before.
But now, just when they were standing at the foot of the
Tower, just when the occasion was actually upon them;
just when they were actually faced with the astounding
reality of the Tower, a structure so impossibly high, as
beggared their
belief, they were almost having second thoughts. As they
stood there, having to crane their necks to gaze up in
awe to see up to the top of the Tower, their excitement
became tinged with trepidation.
But the females of Wadi Ya Noh don't scare easily, and
they soon shrugged off their initial shock; soon cast
aside their instinctive misgivings. And, once again I
was getting my wallet out, to pay for our 8 tickets. We
were going up in
Blackpool Tower!
As we ascended, and were lifted ever higher and higher,
the ululating of the females of Wadi Ya Noh became ever
more excited - almost fearful - as they beheld the most
fantastic, panoramic of views. We were able to see for
miles and
miles around. Out to sea, the shining sun was turning
the choppy waves blue and sparkling. The females of Wadi
Ya Noh had never before experienced anything even
remotely like it. And, when they looked through the
see-through floor, it
frightened them half to death - and I thought that their
high-pitched, ululating wailing could be heard in the
Isle of Man, about 60 miles away across the Irish Sea.
Then came their eagerly-looked-forward-to visit to the
Fairground. Neesha, Kandi, Shami, and Saida were so
excited, they could hardly make their minds up about
what to do first.
They all threw 3 badly-flighted and very blunt darts, at
widely-spaced playing-cards that were pinned to a wall
about a quarter of a mile away - hit 3 out of 3, and you
win an exciting prize. They all shot 10 pellets, from
ancient and
very poorly-sighted air rifles, at violently bobbing
little yellow plastic ducks - blow them all out of the
water, and you win an exciting prize. And they all threw
3 almost-bald tennis balls, at
extremely-difficult-to-dislodge,
seemingly fixed-in-place coconuts - knock one over, and
you win an exciting prize.
And, they all laughed with uninhibited merriment, and
shrieked with unbridled glee and triumph at each and
every accomplishment of their amazing - near miraculous
- achievements. They all looked decidedly smug and
extremely pleased with
themselves, too. Not least, as the stall holders, with
solemn ceremony (and obvious reluctance), awarded their
fantastic prizes: Cuddly toys; strings of
helium-inflated coloured balloons; T-shirts, with 'I
Love Blackpool' emblazoned
across the front ... the usual sort of tat.
And then we went on some of the so-called 'Fun' rides -
me included. I didn't want to (I have no stomach for
such things), but Claudia insisted. And once again, my
wallet was out and being pitilessly ransacked, as I
coughed up for a
sackful of ride tokens.
What? 'All the fun of the Fair'? My God! It was awful.
Terrible. Absolute torture.
I moaned and groaned wretchedly, as I listened to the
delighted laughs and shrieks and the exhilarated howls
and screams of the females of Wadi Ya Noh - including
Claudia, Meena and Fatima - as we were all duly
subjected to the most
tremendous (and most horrendous!) G-force. It was
certainly not my idea of 'Fun'!
What? Being violently flung and chucked about, this way,
that way - every-which-way! - at warp factor speeds?
Being horribly tipped and bucked and disoriented and
discombobulated? Having such incredible stresses and
strains inflicted, as
tested both mind and body close to the very limits of
their endurance? On the Big Dipper, the Cocks and Hens,
the Roller Coaster - that, was supposed to be 'Fun'? ...
Thank God I hadn't felt like eating any breakfast that
morning!
But, as far as the females of Wadi Ya Noh were
concerned, all of those other rides were lame - compared
to the Ghost Train.
The Ghost Train had four, 8-seater carriages, and the
females of Wadi Ya Noh and I were just in time to board
the last of them, filling it up, before the Ghost Train
departed the 'station' platform, at the long shriek of
the 'guard's
whistle.
Small children who were seated in the foremost
carriages, looked back at us and, upon them setting
their eyes upon the black burka clad females of Wadi Ya
Noh, they held onto their parents a bit tighter than
they already were ...
Suddenly in need of even more comforting; even more
reassurance, in facing the scary ride to come. Having
said that, some of the parents didn't look too happy,
either; looked as if they wanted to hold someones hand.
The Ghost Train moved off, trundling noisily, and we
slowly headed towards the black hole of the tunnel.
Then, upon entering the tunnel, we were suddenly
engulfed in an impenetrable, tar-black darkness, and the
females of Wadi Ya Noh
ululated their great unease; their dire misgivings -
their sudden dread. And the children whimpered. Though
their concerns, weren't about the dark ...
And then lights glowed - but not in a nice way. Dull,
low-wattage bulbs dimly illuminated the motley
assortment of skulls and skeletons, that were 'laid to
rest' in deep and shadowy recesses in the walls, as
though we were in the crypt
of some long-forgotten, underground burial chamber.
And when the females of Wadi Ya Noh shrilly ululated
their superstitious fears, their panic was contagious.
And the children became infected. The children: their
over-imaginative, malleable minds, malignantly engaged;
their young,
fertile imaginations, running in overdrive, began to cry
and bawl in earnest.
Almost invisible at first, in the dim lighting, but
slowly becoming more and more discernible, as the Ghost
Train drew closer and closer to it, was a skeleton. It
was suspended above the tracks, right in front of us.
Waiting for us -
seemingly expecting us. And when we were almost upon the
skeleton, bright lights suddenly illuminated it,
bringing it into sharp detail. For a brief moment, a
shocked and fascinated silence fell over the females of
Wadi Ya Noh - until
the bones of the skeleton were noisily clattering their
way through everyone aboard the Ghost Train.
Outright bedlam broke out among the females of Wadi Ya
Noh, as they futilely strove to avoid contact with the
rattling bones of the skeleton (plastic - but they
weren't to know that), and their hysterical ululations
of fear and horror of
the sinister spectre echoed back to them from the
shadowy cavern walls - causing the hideously traumatised
children to wail just as loudly and fearfully
themselves.
And then the Ghost Train was suddenly emerging into the
bright, 'exorcising' light of day, and finally jolting
to a stop at the 'station' platform.
Thankfully, a semblance of calm was restored, as
everyone was able to disembark from the Ghost Train;
their harrowing ordeal, now thankfully behind them.
Though, the parents; their nerves shredded, and looking
almost as frightened and
chalk-faced as their crying, whimpering, snot-nosed
children, couldn't get away from the females of Wadi Ya
Noh fast enough.
And then - as if I hadn't had enough excitement for one
day - came the 'incident'.
It was 2 p.m. We had just left a sea-front cafe, having
enjoyed a tasty meal of fish and chips, and the females
of Wadi Ya Noh wanted to have a leisurely walk around
Blackpool town for a couple of hours, before returning
home in the
people-carrier. I had been walking my customary,
respectful 3 paces behind them, when they all suddenly
stopped in their tracks, upon hearing Meena's gasp of
sheer incredulity.
Meena was in a ferment of acute, uncontainable emotion
as she animatedly pointed out to Claudia, a man who was
just emerging from a pub.
It was with a sort of swaggering - almost staggering -
arrogant insouciance, that he stood there. As though he
had not a care in the world. Indeed, his self-assured,
carefree demeanour seemed to suggest, to the world at
large, that he
took every care and precaution, to leave all of his
troubles behind him - for, his carefree and careless
ways suited him very nicely, thank you. Just his very
stance, said all of these things about him; about the
nature of his character.
That he only cared about himself. That he only looked
out for; looked after, Number One.
Meena, despite the elapse of 2 decades and more since
she had last seen the man, nevertheless recognised both
his face and his cocky, arrogant body language
instantly, and with total conviction. "Vincent!" seethed
Meena.
My God! I couldn't believe it - if it was true. I mean
... what were the chances of our running into Vincent,
like this? On one of our "outings". It could have been a
billion-to-one co-incidence ... Or it could have been
destiny.
Vincent's destiny.
Another man emerged from the pub. "I'll see you tonight
then, Vinnie," said the man jovially, full of bonhomie,
with a few pints circulating through his bloodstream.
"Not if I see you first!" returned Vincent jocularly,
obviously inebriated too.
So, Meena was right - it was Vincent!
At the conclusion of a short, but urgent conference with
her village sisters, Claudia turned to me, in triumphant
exultancy.
”David ... the day that I live for, the day that I dream
about, has finally arrived! That man, is my father! The
faithless wretch, who spurned and abandoned my mother,
as soon as she told him that she was carrying his child.
Carrying
me!" said Claudia hotly. "He is the mangy, flea-bitten
cur that I have vowed to find. To make him pay for his
crime - and pay dearly! Now ... bear witness, David -
and never forget! - what happens to those who do wrong,
to the females of
Wadi Ya Noh!”
Walking my customary, respectful 3 paces behind the
females of Wadi Ya Noh, it was in the grip of a
horrified fascination that I watched the ensuing
spectacle.
First, 2 of the black burka clad females overtook their
totally unsuspecting quarry. And Vincent, who had been
nonchalantly ambling along the street, abruptly stopped
in apparent puzzlement, when the 2 black burka clad
females impeded
him by walking directly in front of him, and then
slowing their pace.
The remaining 5 black burka attired females then closed
up to Vincent, and then they swiftly and completely
surrounded him. Vincent's initial exclamations, were of
surprise, and query, followed by his beer-breathed
expressions of mild
annoyance ... he still hadn't realised that he had
something to worry about.
But then Vincent's alcoholic haze began to clear, and he
suddenly perceived of something actually being amiss
here. And then he knew for a fact, that something was
wrong. Very wrong. For the black burka clad figures were
closing in
tighter; pressing in, all around him. And his next
sentiments gave away his rather more concerned feelings.
Feelings of disquiet; alarm, and then the beginnings of
fear. And then he was completely stopped in his tracks.
And engulfed.
Vincent then emitted a high-pitched, inarticulate cry,
as the brown hands of the black burka clad figures
seized him, and began to do their terrible work.
And then, at last, the penny finally dropped ... This
could only mean one thing. "Meena ...? Is that you,
Meena? No! It - it can't be! It can't! It can't!" wailed
a disbelieving, terror-struck Vincent.
"But, it is ... Father," said Claudia softly; her voice,
dripping with pure malice, and instantly confirming
Vincent's worst-case-scenario fears. Claudia's
dark-toned voice was terrible to hear. For it was the
voice of vengeance - of
long-awaited retribution. "It is true: revenge is a dish
that is best served cold. And now, Father, I shall
feast. And you shall pay. At last, you will pay! For
abandoning Meena! For abandoning me! Your daughter!"
I then heard the sounds that I will never forget. The
blood-chilling sounds, of Vincent’s horrified,
terrified, tortured shouts and howls. Followed by his
muffled, agonised, strangled screams. And the
blood-curdling sounds, of the
shrilly ululating females of Wadi Ya Noh, as they
mercilessly set upon their captured prey.
They were like a single-minded, dark organism. A
seething, devouring black mass. Overwhelming, subduing,
subsuming its helpless quarry, as Claudia finally
fulfilled her solemn vow. As she achieved her
long-cherished ambition. As she and
Meena sated their lust for vengeance. As they slayed
their dragon.
Upon hearing the dreadful commotion, pedestrians on the
street stopped in mid-stride; or looked away from shop
windows; or halted their conversations - whatever they
had been doing, they had stopped doing it. For their
attentions had
been abruptly re-directed, and re-focused upon the
incredible spectacle that was being played out before
them. And, as the astounded pedestrians disbelievingly
beheld the fantastical drama that was unfolding right in
front of their eyes,
the females of Wadi Ya Noh shrilly emitted their eerie,
primitive-sounding, ululating wailing; a profoundly
disturbing cacophony, that froze the blood just to hear
it.
In the people-carrier, on our way home from Blackpool, I
re-lived, over and over, the awful event of Vincent's
date with destiny (for, that's what I believed it must
have been). It was impossible, not to re-live the awful
event, over and
over - because of the almost incessant, triumphal
ululating of the females of Wadi Ya Noh.
All in all, they'd had a very nice day out.
* * *
As the months passed, I got more and more into debt.
First to go, were my liquid assets - they had evaporated
fast. And then, in trying to keep up with Claudia's
relentless spending, I had borrowed more and more money
... until I was on borrowed time.
During the first year, whenever one of my debts finally
became 'Actionable', by a bank or a credit card company,
I simply paid it off - at the expense of my other debts.
Until they became actionable, too. I had been robbing
Peter to pay
Paul. And Peter was none too happy about it.
But, eventually, and inevitably ...
It was surely something of a miracle, that I had managed
to stave off the inevitable - keep the wolves from our
door - for as long as I did. For almost 2 years - 21
months, to be exact - I had managed to keep their
snarling snouts at
bay. Now, though ...
Ironically, 21 months was the same amount of time that
remained on my suspended sentence. And, if I had taken
the advice of the British Consulate representative, Miss
Withenshaw, to serve out the remainder of my 'A Thousand
Suns'
sentence, in Wadi Ya Noh, instead of so impulsively and
so foolishly agreeing to the outrageous Terms and
Conditions of Claudia's Civil Partnership Contract, I
would be due for release, and I would be coming home,
round about now.
I didn't want to think about that. For now, my 'house of
cards' was finally falling, collapsing all around me. I
could have avoided all of this - but I didn't. And now
the game was up.
* * *
First, The Merc was repossessed. The Mercedes
Dealership's own recovery truck turned up at my house,
and the driver demanded the keys from me. Then he simply
dropped the ramps of his flatbed vehicle and drove The
Merc aboard. We all
stood by and watched - even Tony and Jan, through their
front window.
All of the banks and credit card companies that I had
borrowed so heavily from had finally lost patience.
Every one of them was taking 'proceedings' against me.
And I was going to be declared officially bankrupt.
My house was being repossessed by the bank. I had tried
to talk the bank manager out of it; tried to re-mortgage
the house again, but ...
And the credit card companies sent the bailiffs in, to
salvage whatever they could - cutting their losses. The
first item that the bailiffs walked out of my front door
with, was my 50-inch high definition plasma flat-screen
TV.
Then the Immigration officials turned up in a large,
midnight-blue van. And Claudia, Meena, and their 5
village sisters, who happened to be visiting us that
month, were all bundled into the waiting Immigration
van, and driven to the
Detention Centre near Manchester airport.
And, because I had no money, with which to pay for their
air tickets back to Arabia, they were all being
ignominiously deported.
And, so was I. Along with them.
For, in my allowing this disaster to befall us, I was
duly deemed in breach of Claudia's Terms and Conditions,
as she had stipulated in our legally binding Contract.
And, that being the case, I was being duly bound over to
the Arabian
authorities, so that I could serve out the remaining 21
months of my suspended sentence, in Wadi Ya Noh ... In
Humility Hole.
Claudia immediately dissolved our Civil Partnership
Contract. She was no longer my 'wife'.
* * *
It was Tuesday, 2 days later ...
The weather was hot, in Wadi Ya Noh - even in
mid-January - and I was pathetically grateful to Claudia
for double-turbanning me. Although I knew she didn't do
it out of kindness. Claudia just didn't want me flaking
out, in the searing
heat.
Once again, I was incarcerated in Humility Hole ... and
it almost felt as if I had never been away. As if the
intervening 21 months had never happened. For, so
swiftly had I ... settled in, again.
But now, things were even worse than they had been
before. Claudia told me that she and Meena would never
forgive me. Never forgive me, for letting them down so
catastrophically. Never forgive me, for causing them to
have to give up
their comfortable lives, living in my house, in England.
And now Claudia and Meena were both doing anything and
everything that they could think of, to make my life as
perfectly wretched as possible. Claudia and Meena were
still seething, at me - all-but hissing and spitting,
like a couple of
claws-out, fangs-bared, angry alley cats, over their
'paradise lost'.
As far as Claudia and Meena were concerned, they
attached no blame whatsoever to themselves, for this
sudden ... downturn, in their fortunes. To their minds,
I was personally and wholly responsible for their return
to their wretched
lives in Wadi Ya Noh. And now, I had a price to pay, and
Claudia and Meena had the next 21 months - the remainder
of my suspended sentence - in which to make me pay. My
ex-'wife' and my former mother-in-law would spend every
waking (and
sleeping!) minute of the next 21 months, exacting their
terrible price.
And Fatima, Kandi, Neesha, Shami, Saida, and all of
their village sisters, would never forgive me, either.
Never forgive me, for depriving them all of their
much-looked-forward-to, month-long visits to England,
every 6 months.
Never forgive me, for depriving them all of staying at
my house, as guests of Claudia and Meena. With me (when
I wasn't working for Miss Susan Smith, as her office
boy), their hapless, helpless, and hopeless 'provider',
at their constant
beck and call - their house slave and their foot slave.
Never forgive me, for depriving them of all of those
wonderful - undreamed-of - home comforts. Living in what
was, to them, the lap of luxury: Carpeted bedrooms with
warm, soft, comfortable beds, and with clean sheets
every Sunday. A
cosy living room, with a 50-inch high definition plasma
flat-screen TV, to marvel at.
Never forgive me, for depriving them all of riding in
the Mercedes people-carrier. Shopping for shoes, at the
Trafford Centre. And going on all of those exciting
day's out - "Outings". Day-trips to Blackpool ...
*
It was Tuesday afternoon, and the itinerant caravan of
traders who had arrived on their camels for their usual
weekly visit, were almost done. The traders - 3 of them
- were all female, and they wore pale blue burkas. Other
than their
pale blue colour, the burkas were identical to the black
burkas worn by the females of Wadi Ya Noh: all-but
covering their bodies, leaving just their eyes, hands
and feet showing.
Watching from my lowly vantage point in Humility Hole, I
could see that business was just about concluded. The
females of Wadi Ya Noh had made their weekly purchases
of groceries and other, sundry items, and were shuffling
back to their
miserable homes.
The females of Wadi Ya Noh lived in huts made from mud,
and their wretched huts' single redeeming feature was
that they all faced towards Humility Square - the
dreadful dwellings at least affording their female
occupiers an excellent
view of Humility Hole ... An excellent view, of the
ongoing miseries of Humility Hole's present incumbent,
as and when said miseries were duly inflicted upon him,
at the chastising feet of their village sisters.
The 3 female traders, I saw, were tidying their things
away, and getting their camels ready for departure. The
3 female traders would be leaving Wadi Ya Noh soon - but
not yet. For I knew what was coming ...
For, it was with an acute and vivid sense of deja vu
that I saw my former 'wife' Claudia, and her mother
Meena, accompanied by the 3 pale blue burka clad female
traders, approach me in Humility Hole. Claudia and Meena
were leading the 3
female traders - who were all in their early 20's, I
guessed, though it was difficult to tell - towards me;
their pale blue burkas, an incongruous splash of colour
in that bleak, godforsaken place.
Upon their arrival, all 5 females looked down on me, in
Humility Hole. Claudia and Meena: angrily; hostilely;
reproachfully; resentfully - vengefully. The 3 female
traders: Disdainfully. Pitilessly.
"David. My sisters have travelled far, and they still
have far to travel," Claudia informed me. "They are
weary from their long, arduous journey through the
desert. They are hot and tired. My sisters are in need
of refreshment, before
they leave Wadi Ya Noh to continue on their journey. And
so, you will refresh them, David," instructed Claudia.
"You will show them the hospitality, of the females of
Wadi Ya Noh."
The first, of the 3 pale blue burka clad female traders
then stepped forward. She walked right up to me; my
face, level with her ankles. She was wearing, I saw,
what looked like a very old pair of open-toed black
mules, on her dusty,
dirty feet. The tops of her feet, I saw, were of a
dark-honey brown. Her toenails were short, but I could
see bits of dirt; grit and sand, under their tips.
For a few moments, the first of the 3 female traders
stared down at me. Her dark, almond-shaped eyes blazed;
seemingly revelling - gloating - at the sheer
helplessness and hopelessness of my position, at her
feet. Though I couldn't see -
only her eyes were visible - I knew there was a smile,
playing upon her lips. A smile, touched with malice and
cruelty.
Her world, was a man's world. Her world, was a world
that was ruled, dominated, and controlled by men.
Females such as her - their mere chattels ... But now,
she had a man at her feet.
The female trader then turned her back on me; the backs
of her bare heels, right in front of my face. She took a
moment, to steady herself, to ensure that her balance
was quite perfect ... or, perhaps, she was simply
savouring the
anticipation of the moment.
The pale blue burka clad female trader then summarily
inflicted, upon me, what her Culture considered to be
the most vile, horrendously degrading, grossly offensive
- hideously humiliating - of all possible insults.
She slipped her right, bare foot from her ratty, tatty,
extremely well-worn - bin-worthy - open-toed black mule,
and she promptly presented her dusty, grubby, grimy bare
sole to my waiting, perfectly positioned face, mere
inches away.
For me to look at, closely - very closely. For me to
study, carefully. For me to scrutinise, minutely. For me
to stare at; to obediently observe, the sole of her
chastising foot ... Before - in accordance with their
long-standing,
cherished traditions of male-offender chastisement - I
demonstrated the sincerity of my respect and humility,
at her feet.
And, as I compliantly made my required extreme close-up
sole inspection, I observed that the female trader's
sole was olive-complexioned, low-arched, had medium-long
toes, and was very smooth skinned.
The female trader then looked over her left shoulder,
and she looked down on me; her dark, almond-shaped eyes
glinting with gleeful empowerment. She gazed down at my
hopeless, wretched face, carefully watching me. Ensuring
that I was
compliantly and obediently staring; unwaveringly,
unblinkingly, at the sole of her proffered bare foot.
The female trader then moved her bare, chastising sole
even closer to my waiting face; the bottom of her heel,
almost touching my lips. And, in sharp, domineering
tones, she then shrewishly yelled something at me in
Arabic.
And, since by now I had acquired a somewhat rough and
rudimentary - 'working' - vocabulary of her language, I
readily understood the meaning of the words of her
bullying, harshly issued order - an authoritative
command.
THE END.
This story is written by David, please send comments and appreciation to voondave@yahoo.co.uk